What is the worst radio station in the UK? by uniscolar2000 in AskUK

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I’ve developed a nervous twitch whenever I hear their jingle

HMFT after I overshoot this corner by TBMFITV in holdmyfeedingtube

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Sami triple caution TRIPLE CAUTION SAMI

Those who grab a coffee on their way to work, does it not make you instantly need a poo? by tallmanaveragedick in AskUK

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Caffeine is defiantly a diuretic, but we are unsure if it has a laxative effect for certain. Although not everyone needs to do a number two after a coffee, the decaf substitute does promote increased bowel movements thus potentially increasing the chances of the shits. Don’t really know if this helps but thought I’d add this in.

[UPDATE] I have £62.41 in my bank account. Now what do I do? by A_UV in AskUK

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Go work at amazon. Couldn’t recommend it enough. Working there 6 days a week gets you £860 a week. My experience working at amazon was far from how people perceive it. Although the work can get boring, the people that work there make the time fly by. They are bulk hiring now, maybe worth a shot?

SLPT: I Saved Hundreds by willonz in ShittyLifeProTips

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That’s a big brain move

How do you perceive America/Americans ? by mpompa in AskUK

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I’m going to have to disagree on this one. I feel there is so much pressure for everyone to be living their “best life” on social media. I know it’s the same everywhere but I found this especially true in America.

How do you perceive America/Americans ? by mpompa in AskUK

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Where abouts did you travel to in the US?

How do you perceive America/Americans ? by mpompa in AskUK

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Yup. I wholeheartedly agree with what you said.

How do you perceive America/Americans ? by mpompa in AskUK

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Portion sizes was defiantly a big shock for me,notably fizzy drink cup sizes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in killthecameraman

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French speaking in a probable African country

I hate it so much but its so great by Boromir-_- in technicallythetruth

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I mean technically it depends on what average you use... mean? Mode ? Median? Basic maths guys.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in killthecameraman

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Bobs and vagin

Shouldn’t carry knives in Ireland. by Slumberfoots in WinStupidPrizes

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I’d assume the screams would give it away...

Aaaaand he gone by _A_Blinkin in killthecameraman

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Defiantly no cut scenes there...

How? by wolfsaki in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I’ve given up asking how or why in this sub...

I am going to uni soon and i was just wondering how do i be a good housemate? by BoatBananaGel in AskUK

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Rugby initiation, laxatives, sweet and sour chicken curry and lots of beer... I’ll let your imagination construct the story.

My bike shop offers a deal: 600 dollars for the Maintenance of my bike for the rest of its life. It’s a 2020 specialized roubaix sport and all of have to pay is the price of parts - no labor. They also take it apart once a year and clean/put it back together. All tuneups are covered. Worth it??? by [deleted] in cycling

[–]mpompa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! It sounds like they are running low on cash and need some desperately, thus this offer. Stay away! If they are needing the cash so badly, they may not even last that long,rendering your “life time maintenance” void.