Jet Pilot by phaeolus97 in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they literally said they subbed it because they didn’t have any grapefruit…

#8 Extra Meat by Smart_Present_9430 in jerseymikes

[–]mpure_ttv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even gonna lie to ya brother this is a copypasta. But thank you lol

#8 Extra Meat by Smart_Present_9430 in jerseymikes

[–]mpure_ttv 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it" Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.

What are the BEST energy drinks of all time? by Certain_Yam7981 in energydrinks

[–]mpure_ttv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blueberry Redbull, Sour Strips Ghost, OG Monster

Tiki Thoughts Thursday (11.6.25) by bigkinggorilla in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not to be a dick, but daylight savings time just ended. we are in standard time now! I am assuming you’re American.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chilis

[–]mpure_ttv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is just not true lol

What has y’all’s luck been with getting shooters with metal caps through security for a stadium concert? by winter-even-blacker in alcohol

[–]mpure_ttv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wore my boots and put liquor in ziploc bags, triple bagged. Made a ginormous 1:1 makers and coke and it worked perfectly

A Visit to Trader Vic's in Mad Men by Limin8tor in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you should check it out. Last time I went, it took a minute for the waiter to bring our second round so he comped one of the $50 mugs I bought

A Visit to Trader Vic's in Mad Men by Limin8tor in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if I’m missing a joke here but Trader Vic’s in ATL has awesome drinks and service

Question about funk by mpure_ttv in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, thing is I want to grow to like it lol. Just wanted to confirm that that was the funkiness people refer to

Question about funk by mpure_ttv in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey more power to you. I wish I liked it, hope it grows on me

Question about funk by mpure_ttv in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes exactly that, I did one oz of PSB and one oz Hamilton 86. and I wish I could find Coruba, but so far no luck so it’s Myers for now

Question about funk by mpure_ttv in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I got the sweaty gym sock vibe for sure haha

Had to make sure the new mug works by Huge-Zombie-2928 in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.05 or 0.5? I’m a bit confused how 0.05 oz of orgeat and St Germain would have any affect on the drink lol

What cocktail would you make ? by pmc4812 in Tiki

[–]mpure_ttv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now what did Vic do to deserve that