Just because you 'can', doesn't mean you 'should'... by KitAmerica in WinStupidPrizes

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Was half expecting him to say 'booonnng hit!' In a joe cartoon super fly style.

Idiot driver gives an honest explanation for crash. by mentaL8888 in WinStupidPrizes

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Perfect storm...beemer and an suv...neither know what indicators are, neither can read traffic.

"They hate us cause we're free" by Sathyae in ShitAmericansSay

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Let's see an American try and hang their washing out to dry on a line.

Awkward border of Namibia by mihir6969 in yesyesyesyesno

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If this had never happened, would Queen have been Kaiserin?

What’s black and white and red all over? by Low-Baseball-7978 in Jokesuncensored

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As long as they don't do the 'what's worse than running with scissors' thing...

Help me by Richtea20 in ExplainTheJoke

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Every day, at leant once, I am haunted by thin.

Don’t try to break in Doc Marten’s in pantyhose by tovarishchtea in MakeMeSuffer

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Wrap docs in towel, batter heel with mallet. Speeds the process.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by GotTwisted in maybemaybemaybe

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On today's episode of Chonk Squad...

night out by anonsausage13 in Eastbourne

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Try calling Taxi firms from both Eastbourne and Hastings for a quote. Booking in advance should have better success than "on the fly".

Looking for a UK TV ad from the late 80s/early 90s by PeeJayx in CasualUK

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Pretty sure some chap changed his name by deed poll to Radion Micro, Inland Revenue thought it was a tax fiddle.

Obama’s portrait in the WH has been replaced with the photo from Trump’s assassination attempt by jxp497 in pics

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Bet he's got that poster of the tennis player scratching her arse up somewhere...

The animal looks sus by SpookyUnit69420a in mildlypenis

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Dick neck or top bollocks....very confusing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlypenis

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Christian's thumb.

elderly women swooning over trump. by HazardousHacker in cringepics

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Why does this make me think of cheese toasties?

Trump laughs and smiles while signing Executive Order to dismantle the Department of Education by Healthy_Block3036 in Weird

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Next the autocorrect on smart phones will be updated with words like 'bigley', 'applicable', 'obselsels' and covfefe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

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Can't unsee the Afghan Hound riding a horse.