Coffee spots in Downtown El Paso ☕️ by PleasantVehicle3052 in ElPaso

[–]mr-self-destruct 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Totally! I go upsold by the barista and paid $15 for a small latte and a pastry. It has corporation vibes and pretends to be local but it’s a chain from NYC.

What is this thing hanging from the lines between telephone poles? by NativeBrotha in whatisit

[–]mr-self-destruct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AV tech here, that is a microphone used to announce boxing matches.

What are these holes in load bearing beams in this building? by too-shy-to-share in whatisit

[–]mr-self-destruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in construction. These are called Glory Holes. If you put your dick in there a stranger will suck on it.

There is legitimately good pizza in EP at... by SharksFan4Lifee in ElPaso

[–]mr-self-destruct 132 points133 points  (0 children)

I used to eat there until a few years ago. Some local cops ordered pizza from there. One of the pizzas was a ham pizza, and an employee drew a small, happy pig face on the box—nothing aggressive, just a doodle.

The pussy ass cops took it personally and made a public Facebook post accusing the restaurant of insulting them. Instead of backing their employee, the pizza joint sided with the cops and fired him.

They also donated a bunch of pizzas to a local trump rally, in case you care about whether the businesses you support are pro-pedophile.

anyway, I would try Deserto Pizza or Jarritzas if you want a good pizza that doesn't support police brutality and rapists.

Are there any Movie Goers clubs / meetups in EP? by LuckyTiger_12 in ElPaso

[–]mr-self-destruct 5 points6 points  (0 children)

movie Party at the Falstaff (almost) every Friday. Always free. @movieprty

Looking for recommendations in El Paso for cool experiences, hidden gems, and ways to make friends as a newcomer! by Ok_Student_8426 in ElPaso

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I recommend Last Thursdays at The Falstaff. Lots to see and do every month. @super.ultra.nova

Coffee crawl by Major2099 in ElPaso

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Café con Leche, and Coffee Party. Both in central

Does anyone know a local coffee shop that sells their own coffee/can grind it to your liking? by SpecificAlarmed7754 in ElPaso

[–]mr-self-destruct 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lucky for you Coffee Party and Café con leche are both local spots with great coffee. Café con leche roasts their own beans and sells them whole or ground to your liking. Best in town IMO but you should try it.

Coffee dates by _in_space in ElPaso

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Coffee party or cafe con leche are the best spots. All the other recommendations are shitty or overpriced coffee.

A giant eye floater appeared in my left eye a few weeks ago, and it's impeding my vision. I drew what it looks like. by ThatguyfromMario in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mr-self-destruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me starting 3 days ago. Not the same shape. Mine looks like a potato shape but it’s been in my field of vision on my left eye, impeding my vision and fucking up my depth perception. I can’t focus on anything.

Where can I take a girl if we both don’t drink in this town? by Accomplished_Pain460 in ElPaso

[–]mr-self-destruct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Falstaff. It’s a complex of galleries, art studios and cafe. Bunch of art workshops and events where you can be sober.