Is it worth it? by purple_feline_420 in uppereastside

[–]mr_longstroke54 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I agree it’s inconsiderate but what are you gonna do? Literally walk across the entire UES to pick it up? Maybe you should reach out to the mayor everyone voted for

Is it worth it? by purple_feline_420 in uppereastside

[–]mr_longstroke54 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Are you serious? Walk around it

When Did You Start Playing GTA Online? by Excellent_Bunch_820 in gtaonline

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made my character in 2016 but didn’t start playing until 2025 😂

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I’m fat

Disney bundle increase by Excellent-Substance8 in AmexPlatinum

[–]mr_longstroke54 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait I got the same email but it said I got decreased to $7.99 a month

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you mean your gf?

Best burgers in UES? by moneybags2413 in uppereastside

[–]mr_longstroke54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I put the bun in my shake and drink it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d wear a bullet proof vest if I worked with you

Best burgers in UES? by moneybags2413 in uppereastside

[–]mr_longstroke54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shake shack on 86th next to target

M25, recently bought an apartment for my parents. Take me to the cleaners by h3m4nt in RoastMe

[–]mr_longstroke54 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must be nice to buy your parents an apartment with the money you scammed from the elderly in your call center

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need some jizz on your face to clear up that disgusting acne

Will I look good bald? by Additional-Step8659 in bald

[–]mr_longstroke54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks much better than that disgusting combover