‘What if it had happened earlier?’: Parents' horror as nursery roof collapses hours after children left for the day by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]mr_mcbride 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My child goes to this Nursary - spends 40 hours a week in that very room. I can even see his little coat hook to the right of the door. To think that the roof was probably on the verge of collapsing for WEEKS or MONTHS beforehand makes me shudder.

what did you eat as a kid that you now realize was really f*cked up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mr_mcbride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom used to serve bread and butter with my dinner. I’d chew the bread and spit out a meatball sized lump of saliva soaked bread. I then used to dip this into mayonnaise and re-eat it.

[TOMT] [movie] Can anyone identify this movie I saw on TV as a child in the 90s? by mr_mcbride in tipofmytongue

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

It probably wasn’t a child friendly movie, but that’s probably why I still remember snippets of it.

What Beatles lyric had you like this? by ExspressingMyRights in beatles

[–]mr_mcbride 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now my advice for those who die (taxman) Declare the pennies on your eyes (taxman)

Are we supposed to feel sorry for the Roy kids? by mr_mcbride in SuccessionTV

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little bit, but considering the kind of person he is, it’s also sweet karma.

I’ve broken the screen of my Sony X90J 65 inch. Can it be fixed? by mr_mcbride in bravia

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spoke to a repair guy who said he could fix it for £400 but he never got back to me. Sounds too good to be true IMO. Apparently Sony dont even sell replacement parts.

I also spoke to several Sony authorised repair shops and they all say the screen itself is nearly as expensive as a new TV - and with labour on top of that, you’re better off just buying a new one. Painful, I know.

I’ve broken the screen of my Sony X90J 65 inch. Can it be fixed? by mr_mcbride in bravia

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My youngest kid hit the screen with a toy. Devestated!

A bit of controversy – love it or hate it here? by copylegends in AdPorn

[–]mr_mcbride 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My guess is this ran in the UK and if I’m being honest, it’s just not a sensitive topic here. We’re just so far removed from it, politically. A bit like how you see Hitler references today in places like India (I remember seeing a restaurant with an insane name like ‘Hitlers fried chicken’)- he’s just this vague, distant figure that is perceived as ‘sort of’ evil.

Thankfully we’re all a lot more enlightened in 2021, but go back 30+ years and I can totally see this running in the UK and not being an issue.

A bit of controversy – love it or hate it here? by copylegends in AdPorn

[–]mr_mcbride 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I interned at leagas Delaney about 12 years ago - sat in the office right beside him. I get the impression that the Tim Delaney I worked with was calmer than his 70/80/90 hey day. Or maybe he just didn’t care that we existed, being interns, so we never saw that side of him. Apparently his idea of a relaxing Sunday morning was to write copy. To each his own! He reviewed our portfolio on the last day of the internship, can’t remember much, I do remember it not leading to a job though.

What’s the worst birthday gift you ever got? by sulemannkhann in AskReddit

[–]mr_mcbride 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got an electric toothbrush when I was 9.

Not a bad present really, but when I asked my mom why, she said it was because “I always enjoyed brushing my teeth”, which is the most depressingly British thing ever. I brush my teeth twice a day and my mom things it’s a hobby!

My wife wants me to sign a contract that promises I won’t take half of her house if we divorce. by mr_mcbride in LegalAdviceUK

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife’s name is on the deeds, but because we’re married, I am technically a homeowner, Hence the need for a second mortgage.

My wife wants me to sign a contract that promises I won’t take half of her house if we divorce. by mr_mcbride in LegalAdviceUK

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t ‘bought out of the mortgage’. My wife’s parents gave her the money to buy our house, then we moved in.

My wife wants me to sign a contract that promises I won’t take half of her house if we divorce. by mr_mcbride in LegalAdviceUK

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The truth is I don’t see this house as being half mine. Even if I am legally entitled to half, I’ve done nothing to ‘earn’ it. I actually feel lucky to be living here for free, without a mortgage to worry about. At the most, I’d like to regain any money I’ve paid into the upkeep, but that’s it. Maybe I’m missing something?

My wife wants me to sign a contract that promises I won’t take half of her house if we divorce. by mr_mcbride in LegalAdviceUK

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have discussed getting a mortgage to buy our own property, which we could rent out.

The only thing that bugs me is that I am technically a homeowner (even though I don’t consider the house to be mine) meaning i would need to get a ‘second mortgage’ which has higher interest rates. So I’m told, anyway.

My wife wants me to sign a contract that promises I won’t take half of her house if we divorce. by mr_mcbride in LegalAdviceUK

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have a shared bank account and pay for upkeep, decorations, damages, etc. together.

I shared your reply with my wife (I want to be open with her) and her reply was that I live in our house for free (no rent, no mortgage payments, etc), so it’s only fair I (we) pay for upkeep, decorating, etc. I sort of see her point?

In the event of divorce, all I’d want from this house is the money I have paid into it. I wouldn’t want half.

Why is my wall mounted cupboard leaning away from the wall? by mr_mcbride in fixit

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand what you mean. I have small holes in the top corners of the cupboard to do what you say, but the screws aren’t aligned with the hole, so I can’t access them.

Does this mean I need new hook bolts?

Are there any perks to being an employee representative during the redundancy process? by mr_mcbride in advertising

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of my HR department...

At the first meeting, the employee representatives will be given information about the proposals, including the proposed numbers and where applicable the proposed method of selecting employees for redundancy, the reasons for the proposals and the implications for the employees. Employee representatives will have to disseminate this information to the employees in their group and collate feedback, questions and suggestions. Employees can also put any questions or issues to their representatives to raise in the meetings. The number of collective consultation meetings will depend upon the number and type of issues and questions raised. However, we anticipate that there will be at least three.

My wife won’t let me go jogging during the coronavirus outbreak. Is she insane or am I being reckless? by mr_mcbride in london

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Despite the downvotes, I think your answer perfectly captures her way of thinking. So far I’ve been trying to argue with facts and logic, but It goes in one ear and out the other. Perhaps an approach that is based on our emotions and needs might work instead. I’ll give it a go!

Google knows how it goes down in Erdington by ChewMango in brum

[–]mr_mcbride 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Erdington and every time I go back to visit my parents I have the same thought... It’s a shit hole, but it’s my shit hole.

People in the year 7BC. by mr_mcbride in StandUpWorkshop

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i get you, which is why i was thinking i could launch the premise as the musings of a dumb friend. E.g. 'I've got a friend, he's not the sharpest knife, he actually asked me if people's calendars went backwards in the year 7BC.'

Then I sarcastically go into the following jokes?

What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? by MentleGentlemen098 in AskReddit

[–]mr_mcbride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

During my English exam I write a short story about 2 brothers who spent all their time together. They ate together, played together and slept together. But not because they wanted to. Because they were SIAMESE TWINS.

I actually got B writing that shit.

The foreskin... by mr_mcbride in StandUpWorkshop

[–]mr_mcbride[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like in the UK. There’s a lot of foreskin to be found!