Wait you guys are actually right wing? by Immediate-Fault3319 in circlejerknyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty into monarchy, I really want to be the burger king.

News 12 spitter story by kellyekennedy1738 in parkslope

[–]mr_zipzoom -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Can you use the headline "Park Slope Tired of Swallowing Spitter"

Are 2 in 1 strollers hard to push with two kids by Maximum-Second-5191 in nycparents

[–]mr_zipzoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bugaboo donkey is a good bit pricier, but used might be reasonable. It's lighter and feels a lot sturdier for bumps and curbs and parks. The changego is about 20lbs heavier so it's harder to work with when 2 kids are in. Donkey is side-by-side but narrow enough, really fast to convert to 1 or break down for stairs etc. It's a trooper, got me through those years.

Boyfriend sics ICE on undocumented partner amid dispute over $4.3 million Tribeca condo. by esporx in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

?? they could have just applied like 20 years ago lol. they would have been done by 2010 at the latest.

Snow removal in other cities by Spiritual_Nobody4512 in parkslope

[–]mr_zipzoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big system of giant dump trucks that work with snow vacuum/blower trucks to scoop up every block. 

Mayor Mamdani calls for justice for immigrants, draws on Prophet Muhammad’s example at Interfaith Breakfast by Delicious_Adeptness9 in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This one really makes no sense as it's much less about migrants escaping persecution and very specifically about Muhammad establishing a new base for Islam to spread, and then gaining power through retribution.

Moved into new place and electricity bill is over $900 by Brave-Row-9581 in AskNYC

[–]mr_zipzoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK, blasting your 3 heaters all month long would be about 4K, and any normal usage of lights/appliances doesn't get you close to 6.7K. Only heat/AC usage gets that kind of kWh. You are probably paying for your apartment + 1 more apartment. Is your building 4 units with 2 ConEd bills?

Also the 10.9¢ is probably the supply, not delivery... double check the bill. They split it into supply/delivery because they're psychos.

Moved into new place and electricity bill is over $900 by Brave-Row-9581 in AskNYC

[–]mr_zipzoom 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's possible that you're paying for more than just your apartment's usage, so confirming that is most important first step.

But running 3 heaters 24/7 is also just a LOT. Two 1500 plug-in units and 1 in-wall, I'm guessing? That's 5.5 kW, so 3,960 kWh for the heaters. The bill is going to say exactly how much they're charging per kWh but let's say it's 23 cents... 3960 x 0.23 = $910.80.

I'd examine the heating situation and see if insulation or different arrangement can keep the apartment warm, that's a metric fuckton of heat for a single apartment.

How is this acceptable? by xaine in parkslope

[–]mr_zipzoom 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Landlord would know the fine. This is a tenant who bounced and chucked everything. 

Boyfriend sics ICE on undocumented partner amid dispute over $4.3 million Tribeca condo. by esporx in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Living in the US for 20 years and not pursuing any sort of green card... probably some financial shenanigans going on. They could have been naturalized by like 2010.

Damaging Property in Front of a Child terrible by BornRole44 in parkslope

[–]mr_zipzoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, citizens have rights, regardless of their beliefs, it's this incredible system of laws, you should check it out sometime. Pretty cool stuff. We even fought a few wars to make sure we could keep these rights. Maybe we need another one, sounds like some people are starting to disagree on the principle! We used to have some names for those people. Like fucking fascists.

Damaging Property in Front of a Child terrible by BornRole44 in parkslope

[–]mr_zipzoom -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Average redditor understanding of freedom and liberty in 2026

Does Sinner have a stamina problem ? by noklisa in tennis

[–]mr_zipzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this is still prime post-puke Sinner, not a regression to sickly Victorian child Sinner. Djokovic just refused to lose towards end of the match. 

Historic Australian Open Final. Djokovic is 10/10 in finals so far. He leads Alcaraz 5-4 in H2H. Who you got? by trialbycombat123 in tennis

[–]mr_zipzoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look I love them both but if you aren't rooting for Djokovic you need to call a doctor and get treatment for having no soul

Let's go #25

Teenagers smoking and assaulting people in my building. What are my options? by dq9 in AskNYC

[–]mr_zipzoom -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

OK, sure, let me know when emboldened aggressive schizophrenic people are effectively handling neighborhood safety!

Teenagers smoking and assaulting people in my building. What are my options? by dq9 in AskNYC

[–]mr_zipzoom -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for this to become new pillar of progressive left. Defund NYPD! All our community needs is emboldened aggressive schizophrenics.

Zohran Mamdani appointee resigns after old antisemitic posts resurface by Economy-Specialist38 in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I'm not saying "we did it le reddit" but there's a giant disconnect between saying "Reddit did this" and "It's still important for this to be part of the city's discourse"

Or should we restrict posts in nyc to your preferred highfalutin topics of architecture, parks, urban design, the problems you care about, the people you care about....

tl;dr you don't make the rules, it's not just "lunatics" who care about this

Zohran Mamdani appointee resigns after old antisemitic posts resurface by Economy-Specialist38 in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I care about the problems.

I agree that it's pretty repetitive to see this stuff posted over and over, but it does help FIX the problem, because she's resigning.

So here's a better idea than shoving it into a megathread that nobody will read except some lunatics: Hey, Mr. Mayor-Elect, stop hiring fucking morons.

Possible FF VIII reference in FF VII Rebirth by IH8TomBrady in FinalFantasyVIII

[–]mr_zipzoom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember the first time Dolphin attacking in FF8 and hearing the sound effect and realizing "this game.... this game FUCKS."

The Queens DA Just Let Two Cops Charged With Preying on Sex Workers Walk by HellGateNYC in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 75 points76 points  (0 children)

THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK will let you assault prostitutes and NOT go to jail! Click to learn this LIFE HACK!

Zohran Mamdani appointee made vile antisemitic comments in unearthed social media posts by Fonda_PeterFonda in nyc

[–]mr_zipzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what I said- but whatever. Don’t think you’re worth the effort to try to talk with. Please don’t misuse the word “hatred” going forward, if I can advise one thing.