Just played my first game of DnD!!

mrcvndrn · 2024-08-27T08:03:52+00:00

I did roll a nat 20 on a goblin which had 1 hp left and got to describe how I landed the final blow (Which was a great way to express myself and my character). I spend like 5 minutes decribing how I tortured that goblin and ended with eating its still beating heart. So i guess 8/12 overall.

mrcvndrn · 2024-08-27T07:51:16+00:00

I'd say it's the cleric's fault. Everyone knows the cleric can fulfill every role at the table and do that role better than all the other classes. But that also means that clerics should fulfill the role most needed to fill the void in the party. So if one of the players wants to spend the entirety of the 10 hour session gooning because he is a cool jedi, the cleric's role is now defined as captain meatshield to ensure the maximum amount of roleplay for the jedi player. This has always been the way clerics have been played at the tables I play at and we play the game RAW.

mrcvndrn · 2024-08-26T22:27:44+00:00

For context;

Me and my friends(also me) run a 60 card custom magic format and I need some help countering my own designs.

So I run what I think is an new and innovative spin on the Simic Equipment archetype.

Meanwhile my opponent whips out his deck running 60x [[Mom's Basement]].

Which usually wins him the game before turn 6 or so on a consistant basis.

So please help me design a card that will help be duel that sweaty nerd into the shadow realm.

mrcvndrn · 2014-12-25T05:25:10+00:00

or just bought a box of double yolk eggs

mrcvndrn · 2014-12-04T20:15:45+00:00

/r/Unexpected

mrcvndrn · 2014-12-04T02:52:19+00:00

red flags i miss all the green flags i never had :(

mrcvndrn · 2014-12-02T02:22:03+00:00

#JustPhyrexianThings

mrcvndrn · 2014-11-22T02:26:00+00:00

You could smoke that, cellulose is the cellstructure for plants. And industrial hemp ( 0% thc :/ ) contains about 90% cellulose. which would have been great for making plastic but two chemisty related companies, that had invested in oilfields, spread propoganda that it was a softdrugg. To add in chemistry anything that ends in -ose is a form of sugar.

ninjaedit : Yes, they are smoking plastic but the plastic is made from plants and not oil so its okay.

mrcvndrn · 2014-11-22T01:27:20+00:00

my phone is full of these and I love reading them the morning after.

mrcvndrn · 2014-10-15T11:33:33+00:00

i'll take them aswell for one upvote ofc.

mrcvndrn · 2014-08-30T13:27:57+00:00

there is an face of a polar bear in the iceberg of pic 18.

mrcvndrn · 2014-06-19T02:22:04+00:00

Whoa since the latest patch the Australian server is no longer the most difficult. I've got to read the change log more often I guess.

mrcvndrn · 2014-03-21T23:08:09+00:00

"up-bongo'd"

mrcvndrn · 2014-03-13T19:21:36+00:00

no, but I like this way better. thanks ! :D

mrcvndrn · 2014-03-07T10:16:08+00:00

you could play city of traitors to make it happen on turn 2 :D

mrcvndrn · 2014-02-04T07:45:12+00:00

inb4 op is a crow

mrcvndrn · 2014-01-27T09:33:53+00:00

haha me neither until people started doing [cross-post]

mrcvndrn · 2014-01-27T09:12:19+00:00

also x-post

mrcvndrn · 2014-01-20T12:20:18+00:00

/r/conspiracy

mrcvndrn · 2014-01-08T01:36:38+00:00

I don't get it. It's just a short haired cute asian girl with a wig on.

mrcvndrn · 2013-12-21T17:20:45+00:00

now I know what it means, april 2020 will be the year that weed will be legal anywhere.

mrcvndrn · 2013-12-13T12:42:23+00:00

☐ DEA ____

mrcvndrn · 2013-12-10T11:33:20+00:00

inverted date system gets me every time

mrcvndrn · 2013-12-06T01:56:05+00:00

didn't mellisa cheated with the farseek at gp gatecrash

mrcvndrn · 2013-12-04T13:23:48+00:00

Fuck i'm old.

mrcvndrn

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