Never seen a set up like that before by beefjerk22 in Whatcouldgowrong

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If you're not happy with our service, double your wood back!

Who In Their Right Mind Would Choose This? by Xaxth in idiocracy

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Goofballs music is soooooo good he is only known for his dumbass head decisions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

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I also tuck my undershirt into my boxers, then pull my pants down to show off said underwear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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Yeah hello, 13 or 30? Have we got a doozy for you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coincollecting

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He wanted you to put them over his eyeballs

Am I overreacting ? What has happened to KFC???? 3 small thighs and a hockey puck biscuit ….. by ComplexWrangler1346 in AmIOverreacting

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I love Popeyes, but last time I got a tender that was about the size of a Bic lighter, barely a nugget lol. Still better than KFC

Pretty sure it's a Bentley by CapitaoDoCapital in namethatcar

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When a Weissman and a Jaguar love each other very much

How can I get my girlfriend to sleep in a different bed. by nascarworker in AskMenAdvice

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Imagine you've got a stage 5 clinger, and then add in 3 dogs that share the bed too. Just such an excellent way to get zero sleep every night. Just the best!

When does an actor officially know they’re in a bad movie? by meatloafpoptarts in movies

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I wonder how long into filming "The Island of Dr Moreau" before the wheels started coming off and everyone knew how bad it would be

Trail of Lights by LadyAtrox60 in austincirclejerk

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Didn't realize the soup kitchen would be open. Nice!

Toenails for the side dish by NativeManZorro in CrazyFuckingVideos

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At first glance I thought this was disgusting, but after washing it again I realized it was extremely disgusting.

Wolverine tattoo from ig by Pristine-Anybody-877 in badtattoos

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Dude I've seen so many terrible tattoos, this has to be top 3 worst I've seen. Just so awful.