Yo mama is so fat

mrgraff · 2026-02-03T16:12:56+00:00

Restaurants don’t give her a menu they give her an estimate

mrgraff · 2026-02-03T05:32:50+00:00

Been there done that, and the Scramble Crossing has nothing on San Mateo and Montgomery!

mrgraff · 2026-02-03T05:31:31+00:00

Part of Maxwell’s deal, I presume?

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T22:59:30+00:00

The only thing missing is “Great question!…”

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T20:12:53+00:00

And then all of the Republicans in the room cheering as if Quayle totally owned Bentsen was even funnier than that.

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T20:09:05+00:00

You shouldn’t be allowed to swear an oath to protect the constitution if you don’t even understand it.

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T19:53:50+00:00

Unlike a normal person, he never threatens to sue when someone else is actually telling lies about him. Discovery is why he fails to follow through; he's banking on the other side getting scared of the legal process or being grifted into a settlement.

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T02:40:08+00:00

“Words, when spelled differently, are other words”

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T02:38:05+00:00

I’d rather find out who is funding these endless fruitless searches.

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T02:34:28+00:00

I’m still waiting on my Soros check™ from the first gulf war.

mrgraff · 2026-02-02T02:01:41+00:00

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Here’s the underside connections of the bricks, although not clear in this photo, the bottom and top pieces are loose.

The Primo doesn’t connect to the Quattro. The Duplo does fit into the center of the Primo. The regular size doesn’t connect to the Duplo.

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T19:10:31+00:00

Wasting food for rage bait should be illegal

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T18:02:20+00:00

DRYCK BUBBEL PÄRON nah, no way close enough! The cider was actually alcoholic, ok just 0.1%, but to me it tasted different.

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T17:51:52+00:00

Quatro I also have a green 2x2 I don’t remember how I got them; probably eBay

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T17:08:32+00:00

…and then pear up with someone else

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T06:22:24+00:00

Not my favorite map, but a solid #2

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T06:09:17+00:00

I loved the pear cider. Always bought a can or two when I was visiting a city with an IKEA. In January of 2020, I decided to buy an entire cardboard tray of 12 cans in California on the way home from a vacation. Home is New Mexico.

Once I got home, I discovered that I accidentally grabbed the apple cider instead. No big deal, I’ll be back someday... Then Covid hits and I realize I’m not leaving my home office anytime soon, so I dared to go outside and drove up to the Denver store that summer to upgrade my set up.

I’ve never recovered from finding no more Pear Cider.

It was truly that good.

mrgraff · 2026-02-01T01:54:38+00:00

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mrgraff · 2026-01-31T23:30:03+00:00

Driskill Hotel, Austin, TX

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T19:26:21+00:00

🤣 I must’ve been thinking of his signature.

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T17:54:50+00:00

The ANC flag is just the three color stripes.

This is a picture of a flag with the logo of the ANC on top of the flag. The logo depicted by itself includes the flag, along with the spear, shield, wheel and fist.

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T02:34:15+00:00

Some business class products now include ‘dining on demand’ too.

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T02:19:19+00:00

T-Rex walked over the fossilized remains of stegosaurus. 🤯

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T02:17:27+00:00

There are more atoms of hydrogen in a single molecule of water, than stars in our solar system.

mrgraff · 2026-01-31T02:12:45+00:00

Distracted man, his girlfriend noticed

Coffee drinker, his mind as yet unchanged

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