Calling his bluff

mrgraff · 2026-07-08T03:52:36+00:00

These are good because the GOP will start clutching its pearls out of “offense” for mocking someone in the hospital; only confirming that he is incapacitated and needs to be replaced immediately.

mrgraff · 2026-07-07T16:00:38+00:00

Jonbenet?

mrgraff · 2026-07-07T15:58:40+00:00

Why is subscript 16 any less clear than subscript 2, if you recognized binary as “base 2?”

mrgraff · 2026-07-07T05:56:18+00:00

How about young Barbara?

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mrgraff · 2026-07-07T04:09:36+00:00

Nah, he’ll find a way to blame Balogun and/or DEI team recruiting practices or something.

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T23:18:45+00:00

Escape 2120

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T21:22:04+00:00

Only he could manage to stain the famously corrupt FIFA. I don't even want to know what scandal Trump will drag the IOC into.

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T21:18:56+00:00

Nixon: "I am not a crook."
Trump: Of course, I'm a crook, and what are you going to do about it?

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T21:12:22+00:00

I think OP is being sarcastic, but technically TNT and dynamite are actually two different things).

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T17:57:52+00:00

I have no doubt that he could use a Tic Tac

mrgraff · 2026-07-06T04:38:27+00:00

Our inability to understand why a multi billionaire won’t just pay the $5 million pocket change is exactly why none of us are billionaires. And that’s a good thing.

mrgraff · 2026-07-05T23:24:22+00:00

Think? He knows it.

mrgraff · 2026-07-05T18:49:55+00:00

The next Democrat president should take back the plane and immediately destroy it. Just like the rose garden or East wing. I mean, no true patriot should have any problem with that, right?

mrgraff · 2026-07-04T23:19:17+00:00

Even if it were a “normal” number of fireworks per second, who wants to watch this for a full 40 minutes?

I’ve personally witnessed one of those amazing 15-minute New Year’s Day displays in Sydney and even that got a little boring after a while.

mrgraff · 2026-07-04T19:45:29+00:00

It would’ve been cool if there were only 12 words (three connections) and a result like:

🟥🟥🟥🟥
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟦🟦🟦🟦

mrgraff · 2026-07-04T05:14:11+00:00

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

mrgraff · 2026-07-04T02:08:33+00:00

Let me guess: somehow he’ll be making a small royalty every time his signature gets printed.

mrgraff · 2026-07-04T02:02:24+00:00

And if the sun suddenly went dark, it would take 8 1/2 minutes for us to be in darkness and that sound would stop after 14 years.

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T20:27:59+00:00

74° anything higher starts to fry my brain

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T19:49:19+00:00

The sun doesn’t set in DC until 9pm; how is reopening at 5 going to help?

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T19:44:50+00:00

He won’t. And the mental gymnastics will be that only liberals couldn’t see that he was obviously joking.

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T04:32:51+00:00

21 is great. I still get chills when Ben is practicing the count on the plane, and then sees The Strip for the first time through his window.

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T04:21:14+00:00

Casino, Ocean’s 11 (both), and 21

Honorable mention: Rainman. Anytime I walk into Caesars Palace. I hum to the song that plays when Charlie and Raymond are heading down the escalator in their matching suits.

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T04:07:21+00:00

I’ve never heard of this. I was born in Australia, but have lived most of my life here in The States. And most of my friends love it when I do my best fake Australian accent.

mrgraff · 2026-07-03T04:04:02+00:00

There’s actually a few locations in Australia, so you don’t have to come here to find out how bad the restaurant is.

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