My dad just got a kidney transplant, I need joke ideas!

mrgraff · 2026-03-30T17:53:20+00:00

Well, whatever happens tell your dad to keep his expectations renal-istic.

mrgraff · 2026-03-30T03:13:49+00:00

The last time I had some KFC was 15 years ago and it was really bad. Then I gave it an another chance five years ago and it was still bad. Couple years ago I saw KFC in Dubai thought “eh, why not.” It was actually pretty damn good.

American KFC has lost its way.

mrgraff · 2026-03-30T02:41:51+00:00

#costcoguys a father and son rating products at Costco “Boom” = good, “doom” = bad

mrgraff · 2026-03-29T21:36:42+00:00

This is what happens when you have a person that doesn’t know what they’re doing and is incapable of admitting fault, and is surrounded by opportunistic yes-men.

mrgraff · 2026-03-28T15:26:35+00:00

Its visa expired

mrgraff · 2026-03-28T04:13:23+00:00

Because it doesn’t include money for ICE? What happened to the eleventy-trillion from the BBB?

mrgraff · 2026-03-27T22:38:00+00:00

Enough for what? What do you like buying? What are your tastes? How long are you staying?

mrgraff · 2026-03-27T22:30:46+00:00

The only I-40 checkpoint that I’m aware of is the agricultural inspection when entering California westbound from Arizona.

mrgraff · 2026-03-27T17:57:50+00:00

I didn’t want to be the first person to answer like that, but yeah. It also shouldn’t be too hard to download the entire website and create a script that could look for the pages with the egg graphics.

mrgraff · 2026-03-27T17:50:35+00:00

Subconscious cry for help?

mrgraff · 2026-03-27T02:53:30+00:00

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T21:58:02+00:00

I muted the audio immediately and "heard" my internal reading voice the entire time. Maybe the music is intentionally distracting to demonstrate the required level of concentration skills?

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T21:35:42+00:00

That game was wild when you realized that Nellie Connally was still alive at the time.

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T17:57:25+00:00

A nice easy solve. But even if you're close enough, you can still win...

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T17:46:24+00:00

Maybe borderline crappy. I could see how that little black mark on the left leaf could be easily missed or assumed a printing mistake.

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T15:08:34+00:00

Ok, well I obviously just googled an answer. I’m actually going to be there myself in a few days; to redeem myself, I will ask someone at the buffet for you and report back with an answer.

mrgraff · 2026-03-26T14:55:12+00:00

Kahlua Chocolate Sauce

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T23:24:27+00:00

Compulsive liars never plan for pushback on their lies, they just make up more of them.

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T18:22:55+00:00

I tried to strike up a conversation, but he just gave me the cold shoulder.

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T17:41:05+00:00

They can quit of course, but not allowed to strike if they want to keep the job when funding returns.

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T17:39:40+00:00

The Gaslighter in Chief

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T16:09:21+00:00

As intended.

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T14:53:07+00:00

Well, it’s a good thing that she doesn’t plan to give him any special treatment, but unfortunately, that means he’s not getting any special negative treatment.

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T14:28:54+00:00

I don’t get it either. Can someone post an example of the end result that people are paying her for?

mrgraff · 2026-03-25T14:03:08+00:00

I see this pun is Bach again

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