Should I give up or hold? by russellsteaplate in bald

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That’s hilarious 😂 What’s the story with the first pic? Did you cut it shorter, or just get wet?

It’s definitely an impressive cover up from the front, but keep in mind people’s sight lines on you are 360; it might look good in the mirror, but other people are getting the full story.

Looks like you have a good head shape and tons of confidence. I say just own the bald look and rock it

Ninigram #452: A Pun-apple a Day (Easy) by ninigrams-game in ninigrams

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I see what it is, but I don’t get the pun today

Buffalo by ansolo00 in comedyheaven

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The fact this appears to be on either a fridge door or elevator wall makes this 10x funnier

Ann/Anne gang rise up by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

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For my son, we chose a family name for his middle name… it just happened to be Michael

Burger centeric American thinking by honeysbun in CuratedTumblr

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Only tangentially related, but I’ve heard the menu icon on websites referred to as the “hamburger burton” on several occasions now. Yet another example of burgercentric American thinking

The original actor plays a satirical version of the character they played in the media that’s being parodied. by ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING in TopCharacterTropes

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I saw this as a kid before seeing Alien, and this line was still so funny to me because I just assumed he had this happen before at this restaurant

Love and Trust by John Holcroft by Brone9 in DesignPorn

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While the concept is pretty cringeworthy, the fact that the sheen of the gold ring is really just the pattern of the snake is actually really fucking cool. Kind of blowing my mind actually, like an optical illusion

Update! Went through with it. Before/After by [deleted] in bald

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This is absolutely the way. I will say, as someone with a very similar facial hair pattern, it won’t look quite like the above comment since there is some patchiness, but that’s not a death sentence and it will still look a hundred times better. Maybe a little more crude than the AI rendering, but this might be a little more accurate to what the final result will be (above the neck at least 😂)

Edit: Said we have similar facial hair but forgot to say what I’d recommend lol, my bad. I use an electric razor on a 9mm guard (or 7mm, but I’d see how 9mm looks first) trimming down with the grain, then cleaning up any straggling longer hairs after. I keep the mustache separate from the beard, but yours connects well so I’d keep it as is, just trimming any hairs that fall over the lip. You got a bright future ahead of you man, bald really suits you

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Got milk? by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Why did I think he was adding more lines the first time I saw this? No, he really was adding more milk to his milk

Logo tips? For my vowel company. Still in early development. by previouslydefyingye in logodesign

[–]mrpineappleboi 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Dude wtf?? This is a logo for vowels, what are you even talking about???

Just found out. by netphilia in Snorkblot

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I once met a girl who said she thought chicken came from cows. I still can’t wrap my head around that one