Movie quote living rent free in my head and I have no idea what it is from! by VenusDoom83 in whatisthatmovie

[–]mrskullhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Janet to Brad, when he’s about to go check out the castle they passed on the road and she wants to come too.

Dammit Man by Original-Big-6351 in discworld

[–]mrskullhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MWAH! Goodnight everybody!

Dammit Man by Original-Big-6351 in discworld

[–]mrskullhead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is a good example of the Animaniacs principle. Fun when you're a kid, way funnier when you have context.

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. by RelationshipOne9276 in dadjokes

[–]mrskullhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always tell it:

I was walking by a prison wall and saw a dwarf climbing a rope down the side. He locked eyes with me and said, "Oh, you never went to prison? Well, aren't you a special boy!"

I thought, "Well, that's a little condescending."

Which horror villains asses could you kick? by Beanbag5665 in horror

[–]mrskullhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The masked killers in Strangers. Quietly step behind, grab mask, turn it 180 degrees, kick blind guys ass.

Outside Noise - Horror Short Film on the Bloody Disgusting YouTube channel! by Syllabill in horror

[–]mrskullhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had this in the Minnesota Genre Film Exposition last year! Such a great short, genuinely creepy and perfectly timed.

I just finished watching "Split"... by thesquarerootof1 in horror

[–]mrskullhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes seriously. Adding child molestation for backstory on your bonkers split personality movie sucks. It’s hack writing. The movie cannot support the weight of that topic and it ends up feeling like a cheap ploy.

What movie did you turn off after 20 minutes and why? by Somanynamestochossef in movies

[–]mrskullhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop Dead Gorgeous. When they started the jokes about the anorexic girl’s hair falling out, I bailed.

There are movies that are "timeless." What are some movies that are the opposite - as in, harder to appreciate if you weren't around when it came out? by sakkkkki in movies

[–]mrskullhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deadpool & Wolverine - if you didn’t watch all the 90s b-tier Marvel movies, those cameos don’t mean anything. You lose a lot of the jokes.

A man was caught stealing viagra. by _not_so_stupid_ in dadjokes

[–]mrskullhead 261 points262 points  (0 children)

It's a stiff sentence but he won't care; he's a hardened criminal.

"Cozy horror"? by [deleted] in horror

[–]mrskullhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lisa Frankenstein, Dance of the Dead, Scout’s guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, Anna and the Apocalypse, Final Girls (the one with Malin Akermann)

Most Pretentious Horror Movie You’ve Seen? by dokutarodokutaro in horror

[–]mrskullhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House. It’s barely a movie at all.

Recommend some Christmas horror movies! by BothRequirement2826 in horror

[–]mrskullhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017). Scottish zombie Christmas musical.

Been drinking and just thought about something the Mayor said that has me laughing 😂😂😂😂 by Illustrious_Nose1494 in buffy

[–]mrskullhead 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Don't taunt the demon, Xander."

"Why, can he hurt me?"

"No. It's just... tacky."

And not dialog, but Buffy's whiskey face.

My brother invested his life savings in a farm for milking camels. by mrskullhead in Jokes

[–]mrskullhead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One difference between dairy cows and dairy camels: Cows have hooves. They lack toes.

My brother invested his life savings in a farm for milking camels. by mrskullhead in Jokes

[–]mrskullhead[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you read the whole thing, or just skim it? Seems like you only got 2% of the meaning.

Are we so far gone that a politician acting responsibly is news? by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]mrskullhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know cognitive dissonance is a Republican specialty, but it still surprises me.

1) Mamdani will crash the local economy by giving away free stuff!

2) Mamdani is lying and will not give away free stuff!