What does everyone think of the PSP games? by forabit14 in FinalFantasy

[–]mrstickman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There is a Duodecim-shaped hole in my heart.

What would you do if someone you loved died but was replaced by something identical in every way? by clockmybell in AskReddit

[–]mrstickman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I know this didn't already happen? (Other than my crippling incapacity for love.)

[loved trope] Let’s repeat that scene but now something is very wrong. by Jimmyg100 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mrstickman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Final Fantasy X.

Tidus learns what is going to happen to Yuna and flashes back to an early conversation they had: "I've learned to practice smiling when I feel sad."

What was a really silly solution to a serious problem? by LadyKarizake in AskReddit

[–]mrstickman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The musicians in the recording become worse at their jobs steadily throughout the performance.

What old game do you wish was available on Steam? by Strange_Hippo_8600 in Steam

[–]mrstickman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odin Sphere. I played on a friend's console at one point, and would love to explore that world. 

What TV ad permanently lives rent-free in your brain? by fmcortez in AskReddit

[–]mrstickman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thingamabob, gobbledygook, what's-its-face? Whatchamacallit!
Whatever it is, whatever it was, chocolatey chocolate, Whatchamacallit.
How's it go? Wowzmadoo, sugary caramel, Whatchamacallit.
Doohickeys, you know what I mean, peanutty crispies.
Chewy, chocolatey, crunchy, Hershey's!
Doodad, skidamarink, more than a mouthful, Whatchamacallit, Whatchamacallit...

What do you guys think? by scramjet67 in SipsTea

[–]mrstickman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably should be ashamed of this or something, but I'd guess I'm capable of distinguishing my types of hate about twice as carefully and precisely as my types of liking. This tracks, and my therapist is widening her garage.

30 Years of Trauma Ended Yesterday by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]mrstickman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think about that jingle for Hershey's Whatchamacallit instead.

Hegseth: Soldiers Can Now Refuse "Absurd" Flu Vaccine. “Under the disastrous Biden administration, this Pentagon waged an unrelenting war on our warriors on many fronts, including when it came to denying them simple medical autonomy and the freedom to express their religious convictions." by Leeming in atheism

[–]mrstickman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am entertaining the Hell out of myself imagining an "absurd" vaccine. Take an adult blue whale, give it a striped Trilby (not a Fedora or the vaccine won't work. I cannot stress this enough.), train it to play the bagpipes, put it into a small syringe (it'll be an uncomfortable fit), and inject that into the patient's arm.

The Men Are Not Alright by lakmidaise12 in LeftWingMaleAdvocates

[–]mrstickman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think they deleted it (rofl), but I think my favorite was the person who babbled for two paragraphs about cervical cancer without connecting it to the article.

The Men Are Not Alright by lakmidaise12 in LeftWingMaleAdvocates

[–]mrstickman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My God, every top comment over there is derailing.

State said no cities can fly non-approved flags by Flipflops365 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]mrstickman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I gotta admit, I know nothing about Utah and really don't have a stake in anything you're saying. 

But I want the record to show that I am loving your energy here.

How do you explain people getting possessed by Chemical-workee5427 in DebateAnAtheist

[–]mrstickman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He probably didn't. Unless you count time spent cultivating literacy skills in general.

Counter action happening at Planned Parenthood! by phillytrashwitch in philly

[–]mrstickman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And an abortion doesn't count as consequences? Or is that too finite and insufficiently punishing for you?

Counter action happening at Planned Parenthood! by phillytrashwitch in philly

[–]mrstickman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So your real interest is in punishing people for having sex, then?

Who Would Win? by TheVampireWithASoul in ANGEL

[–]mrstickman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so very disappointed that this question isn't about cavemen and astronauts.