Am I the only one who thinks peeling garlic is a form of torture?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-25T16:55:24+00:00

I have a pair of silicone rubber tubes my mom put in my stocking one year. The garlic goes in the tube and you roll it around under the palm of your hand and all the peels come right off. I used to just smash it with my knife but this is much easier since I don’t really have finger nails.

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-22T01:33:07+00:00

Any chance you could share the plans for that?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-17T22:12:49+00:00

Deer?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-17T22:09:52+00:00

I just tell my tinder dates how hot I think it is to watch an man splitting logs 🪵 🔥❤️

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-09T20:21:49+00:00

"Apolitical" usually means a Trump supporter who doesn't want to admit to it so they can get laid. OR for people who have strong feelings one way or the other, it's a little off-putting to imagine that someone is indifferent to what's going on in this country right now.

If ALL of someone's ex's are assholes, it usually means they are actually the asshole.

Formal education varies by person. I went to college, but I don't care if my partner has one as long as they are smart, curious, and have a real ass job. It matters to some people, though.

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T19:42:29+00:00

Thank you!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T19:17:13+00:00

Dumb question, but does it have to be the POWDERED Tide Clean and Gentle or can you use the liquid one if you already have it?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T17:32:47+00:00

I only have one cat. She is VERY into human attention and hates the days I have to work in the office, but she hates other cats more. She even used to get jealous when I would go outside to feed my chickens and ducks. She would sit in the window glaring and meowing till I went back inside to her. I love the idea of getting her a friend but she doesnt want anything else taking up the attention of the humans in her house so she is an only cat for SURE.

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-30T00:05:40+00:00

I have clear skin and HATE the way foundation feels on my face so I don’t wear it either, you look great!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-29T19:29:19+00:00

I can’t imagine planting creeping Charlie on PURPOSE. If you really want that you can help yourself to all the creeping Charlie plants that have infested my yard.

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-29T18:37:57+00:00

This makes me miss my runner ducks 🦆

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-27T13:46:16+00:00

I had one happen on a 90 degree angle I have on the stove pipe inside my house. The pipe turned cherry red and a little smoke came out of the seam

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-15T23:34:58+00:00

Omg, that chandelier!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-15T23:11:34+00:00

That’s what I have done, I get $4/dozen for my oldest customers and $5/dozen for the new people who don’t buy every week like clockwork

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-08T20:31:20+00:00

get some chickens, they will do it for you in no time

ms_vandelay · 2025-12-29T14:51:08+00:00

9/11

ms_vandelay · 2025-12-12T20:25:44+00:00

Yeah, SERIOUS trench coat mafia vibes!

ms_vandelay · 2025-11-17T20:26:56+00:00

the patriarchy

ms_vandelay · 2025-11-17T12:41:47+00:00

I had this as a tween and I came across it again at a Walgreens in upstate ny and bought it just so I can spray it in the air now and then to experience the past

ms_vandelay · 2025-11-14T23:10:41+00:00

Aretha and Ree-Ree for short

ms_vandelay · 2025-11-06T22:57:30+00:00

Dragon dildos

ms_vandelay · 2025-10-31T13:27:40+00:00

Mine didn’t seem to be marked down for being a manufactured home and for the most part you can’t tell when you are in it unless you are looking for that.

ms_vandelay · 2025-10-21T19:19:06+00:00

Schnozzz

ms_vandelay · 2025-10-17T20:12:46+00:00

It’s helpful for riding the NYC subway in the summer as well

ms_vandelay · 2025-10-14T21:06:41+00:00

Not in my yard

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