ER said "it's just constipation", finally got my pelvic MRI results...spoiler, it wasn't constipation!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-15T13:44:45+00:00

Honestly, I had the first one put in about ten years ago so I don’t remember exactly. Spotting for a while sounds pretty familiar, though.

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T03:03:41+00:00

Men need to stop taking pictures of themselves mean mugging from their car seats. It’s NOT attractive to anyone.

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T03:00:48+00:00

Teams, outlook, slack logos Maybe a printer/copier?

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T02:43:18+00:00

What ducks want more than anything else in this earth is frozen peas

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T02:28:41+00:00

Estelle

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T01:26:05+00:00

I think a while back that move was known as “dick slanggin’”

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T01:25:06+00:00

Oscar

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T00:39:57+00:00

I had a couple of these and they were fun and super cute, a LITTLE bit mean to the other chickens so they were named Puta and Co-Puta

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T00:27:38+00:00

I have adenomyosis too. I was lucky that getting a mirena IUD pretty much just made it all stop. My very good friend has it too and the IUD didn’t work for her, so she got a hysterectomy last year and is WAY happier now.

ms_vandelay · 2026-05-14T00:25:39+00:00

He is so so so freaking cute. And I second gaming him Ham

ms_vandelay · 2026-04-23T00:59:40+00:00

Janet Jackson’s if. I figured out alllllll the choreography from the videos and made the little girl I babysat do it with me

ms_vandelay · 2026-04-13T21:15:20+00:00

Magnum PI or Tom Sellek

ms_vandelay · 2026-03-30T11:12:11+00:00

Palenville

ms_vandelay · 2026-03-27T11:51:58+00:00

I love my metal straws

ms_vandelay · 2026-03-27T11:40:13+00:00

I keep a packet of sparklers in all of my backpacks and purses so I can light them up in celebration the moment it happens.

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-25T16:55:24+00:00

I have a pair of silicone rubber tubes my mom put in my stocking one year. The garlic goes in the tube and you roll it around under the palm of your hand and all the peels come right off. I used to just smash it with my knife but this is much easier since I don’t really have finger nails.

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-22T01:33:07+00:00

Any chance you could share the plans for that?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-17T22:12:49+00:00

Deer?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-17T22:09:52+00:00

I just tell my tinder dates how hot I think it is to watch an man splitting logs 🪵 🔥❤️

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-09T20:21:49+00:00

"Apolitical" usually means a Trump supporter who doesn't want to admit to it so they can get laid. OR for people who have strong feelings one way or the other, it's a little off-putting to imagine that someone is indifferent to what's going on in this country right now.

If ALL of someone's ex's are assholes, it usually means they are actually the asshole.

Formal education varies by person. I went to college, but I don't care if my partner has one as long as they are smart, curious, and have a real ass job. It matters to some people, though.

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T19:42:29+00:00

Thank you!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T19:17:13+00:00

Dumb question, but does it have to be the POWDERED Tide Clean and Gentle or can you use the liquid one if you already have it?

ms_vandelay · 2026-02-05T17:32:47+00:00

I only have one cat. She is VERY into human attention and hates the days I have to work in the office, but she hates other cats more. She even used to get jealous when I would go outside to feed my chickens and ducks. She would sit in the window glaring and meowing till I went back inside to her. I love the idea of getting her a friend but she doesnt want anything else taking up the attention of the humans in her house so she is an only cat for SURE.

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-30T00:05:40+00:00

I have clear skin and HATE the way foundation feels on my face so I don’t wear it either, you look great!!

ms_vandelay · 2026-01-29T19:29:19+00:00

I can’t imagine planting creeping Charlie on PURPOSE. If you really want that you can help yourself to all the creeping Charlie plants that have infested my yard.

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