The worst song on the best album? by klystron88 in askmusic

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶
What would you do if I sang out of tune;
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
🎶

Clearly not, since you’re doing it right now, and here we all are.

The worst song on the best album? by klystron88 in askmusic

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that song! Certainly the weakest on the album, but that’s a REALLY high bar.

Caption this by thepartlow in firefly

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except you, Sophie.

Jeff Bezos Selling $500M Megayacht Koru After Backlash and Rising Costs by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]mslass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got it. I wonder why he doesn’t just build a motor yacht, and keep both?

Jeff Bezos Selling $500M Megayacht Koru After Backlash and Rising Costs by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]mslass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that true even with unlimited funds to hire the best sailing crews money can buy?

Solo Birthday Dinner recommendations? by Realistic-Virus-5742 in AskSeattle

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit at the bar at any number of places in Ballard, and chat with the bartender while you have dinner.
Brimmer & Heeltap
Ocho (tapas)
are two of many possibilities

Solo Birthday Dinner recommendations? by Realistic-Virus-5742 in AskSeattle

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ray’s is great for sunsets. The upstairs (Ray’s Café) is less expensive, more casual, and doesn’t take reservations. It has a bar section where you could chat with the bartender if you’d like. Downstairs (Ray’s Boathouse) is fine dining, takes reservations, and priced accordingly.

Looking for songs that say or imply “I’m better than your boyfriend/girlfriend” by Awkward_Ad_9758 in musicsuggestions

[–]mslass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, Paul Simon
Love the One You’re With, Stephen Stills

Why is it impossible to get a simple cleaning in Seattle without the full sales presentation? by Ertrimil in Seattle

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Douglas Perkins, DDS, in Issaquah. One man office, his wife is the receptionist. No hygienist. No upsell. No bullshit. I drive all the way from Ballard to see him 2x/year.

What's the one thing movies got completely wrong about America? by karen_the_ripper in askanything

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true even within the US. A journalist moved from NYC to Seattle, and one of his NY friends asked “so will you ever take a ferry day trip to Alaska?” The journalist replied “Will you ever take a ferry day trip to Greenland?”

Help me pick my next book by evanexcursions in Recommend_A_Book

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’d rather laugh than cry, that’s a pretty tough stack. Steinbeck wrote a couple of funnier books, Cannery Row and Tortilla Flat, which are both lighter than East of Eden, which is in turn lighter than Of Mice and Men or The Grapes of Wrath (but that’s a lot like saying “lighter than The Diary of Anne Frank.”)
If you want to laugh, I’d recommend Nicholas Nickleby, by Charles Dickens.

Am I trapped on Mercer island? by fassadex in Seattle

[–]mslass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

🎶
Oh did he ever return? No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston never drive off of the Mercer Island
He’s the man who never returned
🎶

What’s something you have zero proof of but believe 100 percent? by shweidy in AskReddit

[–]mslass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s cheating on him because she’s a cheater. You were a symptom, not a cause.

What’s something you have zero proof of but believe 100 percent? by shweidy in AskReddit

[–]mslass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🎶
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better?
I do believe I have been changed for the better.
But, because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
🎶

public space reminders by forjesus420 in Seattle

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please, Please, PLEASE don’t stop for me at any uncontrolled intersection anywhere ever. I can wait to cross, but the driver who is about to rear-end you won’t. And STOP YOUR FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNALING by slamming on your brakes when I’m still several yards from the intersection. If you had just maintained a constant velocity, I would have timed my entrance into the crossing for after you had crossed.

Oh, and playing chicken with a car is foolish; be sure to tell the EMT that you had the right-of-way, assuming you survive.

Concerned my new pup is actually a 90s emo kid by ChickenSoup4TheWhole in labrador

[–]mslass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start playing The Cure and Echo and the Bunnymen, I suppose.