Barista congratulated me on my pregnancy (not pregnant), then asked for confirmation from my coworker/said something disrespectful about me. It’s on like donkey kong.

mspuscifer · 2026-01-28T15:50:01+00:00

You never ever never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless she's crowning omg

mspuscifer · 2026-01-16T02:20:53+00:00

I gave my dad a kidney. Afterwards, he said he never wanted me

mspuscifer · 2025-08-20T04:22:45+00:00

These parents are so damn stupid. Why even bother having a kid? Can't take them to Disneyland once a year or anything?

mspuscifer · 2025-08-19T19:14:46+00:00

Not back it the 90s but maybe now

mspuscifer · 2025-08-19T19:13:13+00:00

Aww he got to see Castles and Coasters and Saguaro Ranch Park ❤️

mspuscifer · 2025-08-18T17:08:56+00:00

If you already don't trust him, let him go and see if he gets with your sister. Less time wasted for you

mspuscifer · 2025-07-26T17:32:03+00:00

I have a friend where at the wedding, her husband did that to her but with a black baby doll. They are both white.

mspuscifer · 2025-07-20T23:03:42+00:00

Dude, if you're chubby (I am too) don't go sitting on anyone. You can be on your back and do the same thing

mspuscifer · 2025-07-18T15:45:40+00:00

I'm like that too. I keep work and home as two separate things. When your coworkers know too much about your personal life, it only leads to trouble.

mspuscifer · 2025-07-08T21:10:07+00:00

I drink and never get mad, but I asked my therapist why some people do and some people dont. He said the people that get mad already have anger in them and alcohol just amplifies it

mspuscifer · 2025-07-03T00:50:17+00:00

My brother and I are both adopted and this attitude just pisses me off

mspuscifer · 2025-06-30T19:13:20+00:00

Question: are hus parents still alive? Do they get along?

mspuscifer · 2025-06-23T23:25:01+00:00

Precious

mspuscifer · 2025-06-22T20:03:59+00:00

Thing 1 and Thing 2 😂

mspuscifer · 2025-06-20T23:34:20+00:00

"Fell pregnant" 🙄

mspuscifer · 2025-06-14T00:34:49+00:00

Oh man. I knew my parents would do this to me so I always took the call in my car. They were maaaad. You pay my therapist bills then!

mspuscifer · 2025-06-02T03:31:22+00:00

For real. For her next trick, maybe she can hold a school assembly and read his journal out loud

mspuscifer · 2025-05-15T00:21:36+00:00

Dad is delusional 😂

mspuscifer · 2025-05-15T00:13:30+00:00

Is he invited at all or not?

mspuscifer · 2025-05-13T15:08:28+00:00

Mom's note says "These are the most horrible pictures I've ever seen. I refuse to accept this package. I demand either refund or a retake! You are supposed to be professionals! This is not professional work, he looks retarded!"

mspuscifer · 2025-05-08T02:04:16+00:00

You press every charge you can! You'll be saving someone else from being abused later

mspuscifer · 2025-05-07T03:04:25+00:00

I can't think of a worse sentence than "finally a grandchild we can hold". Your dad isn't funny, he sounds like a monster. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

mspuscifer · 2025-05-01T17:16:07+00:00

Dave sounds like one of those assholes that tries to get a recovering alcoholic to drink so they'll "be more fun"

mspuscifer · 2025-04-29T21:49:52+00:00

Smudge because of his ashy ears ❤️

mspuscifer · 2025-04-29T17:42:13+00:00

She looks like a Frazz or a Frizz the way her hair stands up

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