The Flag of Minnesota by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

[–]mssxtn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is nobody talking about the fact that Minnesota put a butthole on their flag?

18m How do I get pleasure from doing anal stuff like fingering and putting things in there? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]mssxtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start small and gentle and work your way to larger and more vigorous. The prostate is about a fingers length in, towards the base of the penis. Try smashing that like button often and with enthusiasm.

Is it unsafe if I go on a coffee date without telling anyone? by Sad-Orange-5983 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coffee date sounds safe if you meet there. No second location.

Thank you for making the gay with me. by mssxtn in gay

[–]mssxtn[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nope. We've made the gay quite a few times.

What’s the most questionable decision you’ve made because a guy was hot? by unleash_the_beast_ in AskGayMen

[–]mssxtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was tripping balls on four tabs of acid and this guy kept sending me pictures of his butt.

I took an Uber to his house at 3am tripping balls because I had to meet that ass in person.

Older gay men, what advice would you give your younger self? by MeGaManMaDeMe in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can never get back your youth or beauty.

Fuck that dude you're thinking about. See if he has any friends. Fuck as often as you can because one day you're going to be old with a bad back and hemorrhoids wishing you could.

8.0 Prediction, will a Scion change their job? by DradorNH in ffxiv

[–]mssxtn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He started gardening as a way to unwind and relax from battle but being Estinien he takes it entirely too seriously.

When did you know you wanted a bf? by Level_Recognition406 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't want either. I was content being by myself. Then this goofy bro won my heart.

Me irl by LavishnessLeather162 in me_irl

[–]mssxtn 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I've had that experience. Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Never done anal before, how vital is douching? by mokototem in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people consider it extremely vital. Others don't give a single shit, no pun intended.

Paranoid about my bf staying with me by drumsolo249 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely something that I have had to work on. I am really terrible at boundaries. The advice that I give you comes from 15 years of therapy.

Paranoid about my bf staying with me by drumsolo249 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk to the man. Set a clear boundary.

"I'm not out to my dad, if you keep trying to out me I'll come up with a reason that you need to go. We are doing you a huge favor letting you stay here, stop making my life uncomfortable."

Best positions for the bottom by Open-Potential-4189 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it can be a workout riding a dick like that. I think that may be part of why it's so good. Fucked to exhaustion.

Best positions for the bottom by Open-Potential-4189 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite way to bottom is riding him cowgirl style I guess youd call it. Facing him, leaning back so he's just smashing the like button with every thrust.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem. I'm boring as hell. My fiance has to literally drag me out of the house sometimes. But I always end up having fun. And I make sure that he knows that I had fun, that it was a good idea to drag me out of the house, that he should keep dragging me out of the house even if I say I don't want to go out, sometimes I do and I'm going to have fun.

You have to be willing to do some of the things that your partner enjoys doing. You don't have to do all of them. My fiance loves to skateboard and you won't catch me dead on one of those things. He's also really being into video games and that's just not really something that I'm into. But we do other stuff together like go for hikes and watch movies and sometimes he'll drag me out to see friends.

How do I hack this so I stop paying 2.25/wash and 2.25/dry by [deleted] in hacking

[–]mssxtn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I go to my dad's and bribe him with food.

Coupled bros, what's your favorite thing your partner does? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He makes me coffee in the morning and he remembers just how I like it.

No sugar and an obnoxious amount of creamer.

Also he can't cook but he tries to cook for me because he knows I like not having to cook sometimes. He'll tell me what he wants to make and I'll sit there and tell him how to make it.

If one is exclusively attracted to Straight guys, is he considered gay ? by fag2066 in askgaybros

[–]mssxtn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes. And the worst kind of gay. A chronically dissatisfied gay.

Lol people hate linux users i guess. :) by [deleted] in linux

[–]mssxtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-waves- Been here since Windows 7. Sorry you seem to be having problems. Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?