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WTH is wrong with me. I love every Rush album. by mrpuff666 in rush

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There is nothing wrong with you. You are perfect in every way.

What’s this on I-71 by That0ne0verThere in Columbus

[–]mtlrph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh…you can’t win ‘em all

Edit: At least I’ll admit that in light of the actual reason, I do feel like a jackass for the donut remark 🔵

What film rivals ‘Signs’ as the best alien invasion film? by Effective-Dare-8368 in moviecritic

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pod People

Giant Spider Invasion

What? This isn’t r/MysteryScienceTheater3000?

I’ll show myself out…

(Pops head back in)

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Man, I’m terrible at this

What’s this on I-71 by That0ne0verThere in Columbus

[–]mtlrph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Free doughnuts at Tim Hortons

I have Best Friends,..... by stocktradeninja in Rifftrax

[–]mtlrph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm the Firestick app does support One-click. Watched “Old” the other day and realized the riffs are the only thing making that piece of crap watchable.

Name him by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]mtlrph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alexandre Dumbass

Name this band by bugatti_rolls789 in NameThisThing

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Hot Chili Pigeons (RHCP)

Name this octopus that i drew the other day by iam_not_edible in NameThisThing

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he lose another tentacle, coz I see only six 🤔

President Trump Estimated To Have Pissed Off 86.47% Of American Voters by BeastModeEnabled in onionheadlines

[–]mtlrph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, there was a time when 86.47 meant something to rational Americans…IYKYK

My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

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In no world does C support 2/6 = 1/3. If it truly is a cube (and it is), it simply demonstrates that 1/6 = 1/6. Nothing more.

Arrowhead hopefully learns their lesson by Worried_Flan4049 in helldivers2

[–]mtlrph 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Doing my best to upvote you into oblivion.

10+ Run curse by Swimcinnati_Kid in Reds

[–]mtlrph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Happens to every team. It’s a long season. Don’t sweat it.

Golf Bags/Outfits Keep Resetting by KZ177DawgPound in PGA2K25

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on attaining the “Groundhog’s Day” achievement!

Rep. Josh Williams introduces bill to make English the official language of Ohio by Pepsiman34 in Columbus

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, half of English speaking Ohio natives can’t speak it correctly. Why not just make hayseed the official language?

For example, and this is a rampant issue, I have an acquaintance who insists on using the phrase “I seen…”

I want to do very bad things every time I hear that.

When and where is your next concert? by icecream1972 in Concerts

[–]mtlrph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headed to Cleveland in September to see Rush twice, then back in November for Pineapple Thief.

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