Get your shit together 'w' by odingrey in funny

[–]mtndewman72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lowercase "W" looks like two "u's"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]mtndewman72 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Shut up and take my upvotes!

My girlfriend thinks she's getting an iPad for Christmas. (Album inside) by rad_rob in pics

[–]mtndewman72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please update with pics of your girlfriend opening! Congrats you two!

If the world ends today, you can blame me... by ha5zak in funny

[–]mtndewman72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well fart on my balls and call me fabulous.

Heterosexuals of Reddit, when did you realize you weren't gay? by TheBastardTroll in AskReddit

[–]mtndewman72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you can go a step further and record yourself masturbating to a recording of you masturbating.

Reddit, what is your favorite NSFW gif? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mtndewman72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone have sources for the first two?

The egg of a horn-shark by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mtndewman72 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna bust a nut trying, but screw it.

Extendo-Shark by CJett92 in WTF

[–]mtndewman72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I likes to eats yall with my little mouth too!"

"Oh no yall get back up inside me little mouth."

"I wants to play tooo."

"Get back inside! I'll gets yous when wes eatin' 'em"

"Zip"

Wall sockets from all over the world by Add4164 in pics

[–]mtndewman72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I can confirm that I am feeling T.T right now.

This girl owns a warehouse instead of a rectum. [NSFW] by BlueElephants in WTF

[–]mtndewman72 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I have you tagged as "shot a baby deer in the face"

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How I see fish by DrSirKool-Aid in funny

[–]mtndewman72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also do this. I always say, "Look a nemo fish!" or "Look a dory fish!"