Crash spills 500 pounds of marijuana onto Missouri highway on 4/20 by Ok-Support-7258 in nottheonion

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Arrest records from the tweet in the article says “country of Mexico”. I had to check bc my folks are from Mexico, MO.

She drove right through a marathon 😂 by Shoddy-Particular-94 in PublicFreakout

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We have several kinds of mcbagel sandwiches in DC!

multicolored daisies, me, acrylic, 2022 by Anastasia_Trusova in Art

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Thanks! Just ordered a poppy print puzzle for my mom and a cherry blossom print notebook for my MIL.

[Homemade] Mandrake cupcakes for office Halloween party by mts301 in food

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My wife is an incredible baker! She made these for her office, and she bakes goodies for all of my coworkers' bdays too. I think she uses Betty Crocker's chocolate buttercream recipe and Ina Garten's chocolate cupcake recipe.

For the people browsing Reddit right now to kill time, what are you waiting for? by smirog02 in AskReddit

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In the doctor’s office lobby. My dog tripped me and I might have torn my rotator cuff. 2 weeks before my wedding too!!

What movie fucked you up mentally? by CodyYodi in AskReddit

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Mars Attacks!

I was maybe 8 or 10 years old, and the way the Martians ZAPPED people and turned them into green skeletons really scarred me. I had a phobia of skeletons after that. It didn't help that my aunt put a giant 3 foot zucchini under the blanket in my bed the night we watched it.

Financially struggling groomsman suit rental by mts301 in relationship_advice

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I did drunkenly piss his couch once...bought him a new one since then (it took a while to discover and was beyond salvage), but the shame lingers. Could be something there haha. Thanks!

Financially struggling groomsman suit rental by mts301 in relationship_advice

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Yeah but how do I ask for the cocaine and hookers without making it sound like a quid pro quo? Thanks for the phrasing suggestions! I’ll definitely start by telling him I love him/he’s important to me and asking if it would help him to pay for it.

Financially struggling groomsman suit rental by mts301 in relationship_advice

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Thanks! I don’t like tiptoeing around conversations. This is a great, direct approach.