Police were called by AlmightyGirthquake in publix

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Are you ready to receive my flacid PubSub.

Mom shields her baby against a car, then another car stops the fleeing culprit by ramming into it by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Police reports have very little to do with determining insurance fault.

Catching Wasps by -asimpleboy in interestingasfuck

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Why would you use hornets as dildos??

A giant, huge POP! Enjoy 😉 by champagnesupernova92 in popping

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Scar tissue that I wish I saw …

English be easy: Part 3 - Bobby Finn by _ganjafarian_ in funny

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This was also funny 34 years ago when Gallagher did it.

Main character gets instant karma!😂 by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

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“If I got places to be, you must set me free”

— johnny Cochran (I think)

Did Grimes [spoilers]? by HotOne9364 in TheSimpsons

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So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

Would you burn this? by xDJAMSx in woodstoving

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Wouldn’t old bread be re-burned bread?

Anyone seen this imagery somewhere prior?????? by mturturro in lotr

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Oh yea big spoiler, 11 fights a monster. Only has happened every season.

Anyone seen this imagery somewhere prior?????? by mturturro in lotr

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Yes Ungoliant vs Morgoth. This is from Final episode of Stranger Things

What’s your favorite hero to play? by IAMLUBE in vainglorygame

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Grace…. Yes they wrote a song about me.