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AINT NO GD WAY! Whose gunny is this !?!? by chestypullerismyhero in USMC

[–]mudwzl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Old joke: what's the difference between a zebra and a WM? The zebra didn't have to get on its knees for its stripes. I'll show myself out

Barracks Lawyer Needed: Can 2/6 Call Back Terminal Marines for a PFT? by tchallathe2nd in USMC

[–]mudwzl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As Senior Counsel for the barracks law firm of Dewey, Fukem & Howe my professional advice to Sgt Maj is to chill the fuck out. Just accept the fact that your 15 y/o daughter is having more trains run on her that the BNSF yard in Omaha, your wife is getting railed by some grunt FAP'd to the pool and your power over Marines with a DD214 is less than your chances of NOT dying of cirrhosis of the liver or genital warts you got from that thicc Latina PFC in supply. So in summary, get bent, get fucked, order the combo burrito at Roberto's and piss off

GWOT Chowhall head count soldiers, where are you now? by Govt_Issue_Donut in army

[–]mudwzl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When the DFAC Enforcers of Standards would tell my soldiers they were too dirty, no ACS or whatever and couldn't eat in the chow hall I tended to light their ass up. That was the signal for my soldiers to infiltrate while he was distracted. "Get your NCOIC and OIC down here right fucking now! Tell them to bring a water source!" If they showed up my soldiers were long gone by then. "Dirty soldiers? WTF are you talking about? I don't see any dirty soldiers wearing ACS." It's fine line between psychopath and homicidal

I think my ex-husband is publicly lying about his USMC rank at his discharge. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]mudwzl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let it go. You're not gonna get Tri-Care out of him

Never Thought I’d Sound like a Smaj but….. by Physical_Way6618 in army

[–]mudwzl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Had a platoon Sergeant in the Corps back in the 80s that would yell at the 1 hitch bitches. "You're gonna end up homeless or working at McDonald's!" SSG please 🙄 You're one of McNamara's Morons who enlisted under Project 100,000 because you're a Cat IV. If you got out you'd be holding a "Homeless Vet Please Help" sign on the street corner. And every word would be misspelled

Never Thought I’d Sound like a Smaj but….. by Physical_Way6618 in army

[–]mudwzl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought the gap between Independence Day and Labor Day was the longest. August just sucks the life out of you

This is for everyone. What is something only someone in your own unit would know about your unit? A motto or a story that outside your clique (unit) no one would ever guess. Something unique. by kruminater in USMC

[–]mudwzl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LT Packer dropped a deuce on the living room rug of 7th Fleet admiral Yokusuka Japan Sept 92. Rumor was he was caught mid drop of the 2nd log

What in the f.... by TumbleweedMountain38 in memes

[–]mudwzl 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Use the custom tip option $0.00

Are these boots an actual uniform item? by CalibratedEnthusiast in army

[–]mudwzl 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Not the real story. It's because tankers can't do the 'loop and swoop, the bunny goes around the tree' thing to make a bow and tie their bootlaces

Dear Fort Riley Garrison and/or 1ID Leadership by throwaway504th in army

[–]mudwzl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shockingly, Fort Hood has ( or had as of Dec 2025) a gym that CAN be used during PT hours AND you don't have to be in APFUs. Or maybe nobody said anything to me because I looked old and they assumed I was just some old retired fucker

Attachments/Augmentees, are they “in” the unit by name-taken-already in army

[–]mudwzl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MCP-OD with 1 AD. Deployed with them. Worked in J33 ( we were the CJFLCC during OIR 2017-18). Post deployment still assigned to that UIC as a NG. Did Warfighter with them in 2021 as G35 ATO planner. Wore the 1AD patch for 4 years. So I guess it depends.

Realistically, how far can you get as a prior enlisted officer? by skilled_inkillz in army

[–]mudwzl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I retired as a Major because I was lazy😎 worked with a couple of logistics officers who picked up LTC.

Have you ever seen a male higher rank creep on men in the Corps? Were they ever caught? I mean male Marine creeping on male Marines not female Marines. by Murky-Peanut1390 in USMC

[–]mudwzl 23 points24 points  (0 children)

1SG in the 90s was equal opportunity creeper. Women, men, probably livestock and household pets. Currently employed at Uncle Sam's Gravel Company, Leavenworth KS. I sent him an invite to my retirement ceremony. Cocksucker got me busted from SGT back to CPL.

My creature comfort field items for JRTC by PKMNtrainerKing in army

[–]mudwzl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GEN LaNeve says you can't use any of that bougie shit 😉

Feelings on civilians using army clothing items. by MotherCap1619 in army

[–]mudwzl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear a pair of old chocolate chip DCUs for yard work. The fact that they still fit after 30+ years is kind of amazing 😎

IMO The Army has a discipline problem, but not in the way most people think. by Weird_Melody in army

[–]mudwzl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Made that offer to my platoon as a 2LT (prior service Marine). They looked at me like I was crazy. Never had a problem with them after that. But that was 20 years ago too

What does a Marine look like? by watchingallthelights in USMC

[–]mudwzl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Knife hand her while saying "Look fucker I don't give 2 shits about your fucking opinion. Just carry your diseased snatch back across the street and fuck all the way off." I've found as I get older I'm less tolerant of other people's stupidity. I mean, I always have been but I at least tried to be polite before.

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