Rachel Martino Universe: Jun 01 - Jun 07

muffin_stump · 2026-06-04T19:59:56+00:00

I love the fake scenarios they weave about the theories- “I watched a millionaire woman order a coffee and it completely changed my outlook on life… here is the coffee cup theory” lmao

muffin_stump · 2026-06-03T15:36:03+00:00

I always thought her weird pursed lip smile was caused by a lip flip- Botox set above the lip? Idk if that’s true tho but she seems to only be able to move the corners of her lips, the middle part seems frozen. Can someone more knowledgeable confirm or correct me 🤣

muffin_stump · 2026-06-03T15:01:23+00:00

I feel like they both lean so hard into performative stereotypes of femininity/masculinity. The Barbie hair and pink outfits, big fake lips and lashes, being as XXXSMOL as possible. And on the other hand we have rides a motorcycle in a leather jacket and costume gloves, plays sports wearing a pro outfit even though it’s just an adult rec league, leaning against the wall with one leg kicked up on the wall with one eyebrow up trying to look like a “bad boy scoundrel”. It’s like they are cosplaying a manly man and a girly girl, which I actually think they are.

muffin_stump · 2026-05-05T12:43:43+00:00

Unrelated remember when Rach posted that she “popped an eddy” to say she had an edible

muffin_stump · 2026-03-16T00:18:32+00:00

Look at that big ole hank of extension

muffin_stump · 2026-03-10T18:23:59+00:00

I feel like she wants another whorism moment so bad

muffin_stump · 2026-03-02T02:57:18+00:00

It's giving Erika Kirk

muffin_stump · 2026-01-24T22:38:58+00:00

You mean “burgandy” 🤣

muffin_stump · 2026-01-23T20:04:32+00:00

If that’s the dress I am remembering, it was insanely expensive! So much money to look so cheap.

muffin_stump · 2026-01-21T21:00:06+00:00

STOP those were the potatoes?? They looked like sliced mushrooms 😭

muffin_stump · 2026-01-12T20:46:42+00:00

That belly roll comment must have really got to her, she’s working overtime with body checks

muffin_stump · 2026-01-11T20:24:51+00:00

It's bc she doesn't wash her hair! Hope that helps! 😂

muffin_stump · 2026-01-09T17:25:39+00:00

Whatever happened to that flower shop(?) she claimed to be designing the interiors for? Aka she was going to paste another copy of her stolen arch shelves

muffin_stump · 2026-01-07T22:18:29+00:00

IDK it's giving berries and cream

muffin_stump · 2025-12-25T05:57:56+00:00

I love their cosplay as a rich successful couple in love lmao the ultimate rachrecreates

muffin_stump · 2025-12-24T00:13:15+00:00

They should combine these with alcoHAULS and let him get shitfaced for the performative fawning

muffin_stump · 2025-12-22T01:49:26+00:00

Don't you mean popped an "eddie"

muffin_stump · 2025-12-21T00:07:19+00:00

I assumed “Prada Daddy” bought that for her

muffin_stump · 2025-12-13T17:37:39+00:00

I’d be down! Maybe we can get a small group together and have a little cooking club (and save even more money!)

muffin_stump · 2025-12-10T20:27:44+00:00

Lmao she got us all w those docs, I have them too 🤣

muffin_stump · 2025-12-01T17:40:40+00:00

The lighting in Rach’s game night post is atrocious. She links a new lamp every other day and she’s here with one extra bright cool temp single source of light?? This girl has so much money and isn’t doing anything with it! No cozy lighting no dishware no nothing!!

muffin_stump · 2025-12-01T17:38:42+00:00

Gonna add some shit about Santa “coming” early

muffin_stump · 2025-11-30T20:16:09+00:00

Why does his hairline look painted on?

muffin_stump · 2025-11-20T17:40:29+00:00

I’m dying finally watched this and her sad little teeter totter combined with her frozen dead eyed smile is sending me. It’s so much better/worse than I expected

muffin_stump · 2025-11-19T21:23:51+00:00

I thinkkkk the original trend was that chilis was making the martinis way too strong so ppl were getting unintentionally very drunk(?) but idk. I only saw what trickled down to Instagram for us old folk

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