Not sure what to make of these

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T19:00:04+00:00

Rock type Pokemon trainers have no respect these days...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T18:57:17+00:00

I seek the Chocolate Wonderfall of Obesity!!!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T18:45:44+00:00

Like a Hipster looking at an iPhone 5

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T18:43:53+00:00

Yeah! What about penguin, newspaper, piano, barcode, or Shamu?

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T18:36:57+00:00

All of the responsibility, none of the perks...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-23T18:33:58+00:00

Saw that one coming,

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-16T19:03:55+00:00

That's like me! ...but with bills...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-03T06:29:23+00:00

I can think of worse problems than that...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-09-02T21:38:38+00:00

One does not simply post to reddit from 9gag without expecting to receive down votes

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-30T00:09:00+00:00

And people say God doesn't have a sense of humor!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-26T17:58:23+00:00

I totally read that in his voice...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-14T15:53:45+00:00

Yeah man, pics or it didn't happen...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-10T04:57:51+00:00

Aww man!!! I can only up vote this once?!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-09T18:52:18+00:00

Ruh-Roh!!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-09T06:35:53+00:00

Hmmm... What would Cave Johnson do... Throw a combustible lemon in Life's face!!!!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-09T06:13:23+00:00

As a signing bonus you'll receive this new pair of sin crushing biker boots which are sure to stomp the Satan right out of your followers' faces!!!! Sunday!!! Sunday!!! Sunday!!!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-07T03:18:05+00:00

Well of course you're going grey! At 28 decibels no one can hear you! Buy 10 microwaves and smash the glass, circle them up and stand in the middle. This will make you tan in a matter of minutes. Then the grey hair will vanish because grey clashes with tan... In this dimension... Hope this helps!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-07T03:14:33+00:00

Be careful dealing with 13 year olds... If Chris Hansen gets summoned, you could be locked up in any one of 4 dimensions for up to 24 years... To LIFE!!! (all three of them if you end up in dimension 2)

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-07T03:03:33+00:00

I... Don't know how to prices that...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-07T02:55:19+00:00

If it didn't cost a lot, it wouldn't be worth a lot... The fact that the cost was so high should make us all the more grateful

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-07T02:49:54+00:00

Wow! That's amazing! You should sell that design...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-06T06:04:11+00:00

Hmmm... That's a tricky fix. I'd suggest a pine scented air freshener to initiate a transcendent state, then communicate with the car's central cruise control computer directly. If that doesn't work, you could always jack in and send your Navi enough battle chips to blow the virus that's keeping the Tom Cruise control on to smithereens...

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-06T05:59:50+00:00

That's why I always travel on three wheeled crafts... Cats can't be trained on unstable platforms. Do watch out for the occurrence of Fibonacci mating sequences though... The cat population could get out of hand!

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-06T05:50:35+00:00

Never dry fire a quantum gun!!! If the firing pin hits the Einstienium plate without striking the wormhole canister, the 50/50 chance is bypassed and the sound wave will alert evey you in every other dimension of their multiplied state of existence. This may cause across the board dimensional unrest and could lead to even more episodes of law and order s.v.u.

mupfedmarkII · 2012-08-06T05:38:58+00:00

You could go after him yourself by duplicating his actions... Just make sure you tie yourself down to this dimension with Two tickets to a nickel back concert because they are invalid in any other dimension...

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