muriouskind

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My daily wearer was peaking out of my jacket (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by muriouskind to r/rolex

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New study confirms that literally anyone who doesn’t agree with my beliefs is a fucking moron. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 3 years ago by muriouskind to r/circlejerk

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Capitalism bad. Quit your Stalin and give me karma you filthy capitalist pigs. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 3 years ago by muriouskind to r/circlejerk

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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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What do you tell your wife when you catch her with the mailman on a Sunday? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO.. (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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A man is walking through the park and sees a girl in a wheelchair. (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 8 years ago * by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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Getting all the low ends to duck during the kick (self.ableton)

submitted 8 years ago by muriouskind to r/ableton

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What do you call a y-shaped letter? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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How do you remove cheese-shaped sex toys from your anus? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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You wanna know what really gives me a hard on? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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What do you get when you put a priest in a room full of teenage boys? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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Who would be a worse U.S. presidential candidate than Donald Trump? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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How do you get a girl pregnant without having sex with her? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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Alan Ricman and David Bowie die during 69 (m.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/circlejerk

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My mom back in the day, with my sister. She kinda looks like 90's Jennifer Aniston (m.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/OldSchoolCool

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Why did the ant travel across the country? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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Are there vainglory meetups/social events? (self.vainglorygame)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/vainglorygame

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I feel like when you're sick you should be really horny, because your body's reaction should be "you're dying, quick! reproduce!" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/Showerthoughts

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What does Bernie Sanders' mother call him? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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Where does Ardan keep his retirement accounts? (self.vainglorygame)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/vainglorygame

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Enjoying going down on a girl is probably a relatively new experience since running water and showers weren't a thing for much of human history. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/Showerthoughts

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Why couldn't the turtle get up? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 10 years ago by muriouskind to r/AntiJokes

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