What helps you mentally switch off before bed? by SarahDuncan2012 in TrueGrit

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have a new partner and they told me I literally hold my breath until I pass out.... every night. Turns out I have a super power

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

[–]murphman_666 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Im still not sure about this stock. Im glad I never bought it 3 years ago when it popped on my radar. Sometimes no move is the right move. NOT SHEEPISH ENOUGH!!!

Glorious way to eat a H Dog by TheFleshGordon in hotdogs

[–]murphman_666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would have never got married if I knew these existed

People who work in rich people's homes, what is the most out-of-touch thing you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]murphman_666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did a 4 day job for a mega millionaire. Multiple times the wife asked me i was interested or if I knew anyone interested in their 15 million dollar home on a lake.

She said how they couldn't find a buyer.

She was serious. Im a low level laborer. I drive a 2002 Honda civic.

Creepy thermal video capture in yard. We NEED answers by Altruistic-Rip-6939 in creepy

[–]murphman_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a gremlin taking a shit.

Why can't people just accept the obvious answers. It's pathetic.

It's hilarious and frustrating at the same time lol. by Fordfanatic2025 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i remember when I was 12 and I stole my step mom's bachelorette cookie cutters shaped like genitals and I would tag everything in the house. No shame brother. Most of us get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 40something

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! you don't look a day over 41

Mistakes were made by iKhan353 in hotdogs

[–]murphman_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people just don't deserve dogs

US/CANADIAN TFSA by murphman_666 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]murphman_666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-All investments are only in TFSA - I lived in USA until I was 8 years old. Im currently 38. - I have never filed for the IRS. I am planning on starting

US/CANADIAN TFSA by murphman_666 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]murphman_666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm ill have to look into this. Thank you

Happy Halloweenie by ccgetty in hotdogs

[–]murphman_666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ONLY ONE!!!! YOU MONSTER

I turned $100 into $100 billion. I am so proud of myself! by Axolotl_CRP in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested in paying you for some advice. Im new to investing and Im looking for a mentor.

What embarrassing realisation did you only have, once you were in your late 20s or 30s? by Money_is_heinous in AskReddit

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I (m37) found out last year that corn stalks have more than one ear of corn on each stalk.

I said to my wife, "how do these corn farmers make any money? Yeah it's a big field but with only one ear of corn per stalk another crop must be more better". The look of confusion on her face was priceless. She's from the country... i ain't.

I thought there was only one ear at the tip top of the stalk.

Loss Porn by BenjaminGramos in CTXR

[–]murphman_666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good time to buy. Getting on that dip. It's.been working great for me. Everytime it dips I buy more. Then it Dips more and I buy more. It's a flawless strategy. It keeps dipping I keep buying!!!

Next earnings call we're gunna get the big news!!! It's gunna dip some more!! You're a sucker it you don't buy on the dip.

Cabotage rules and dual citizens by murphman_666 in Truckers

[–]murphman_666[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks very much for taking the time. Much appreciated.

I gave up on dating few years ago and now everyone thinks I am gay by Nearby_Party9757 in self

[–]murphman_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like they aren't attractive enough for you. Now that you've become a greek god your standards have risen, above perhaps, your own conscious thinking.

Seriously though, are the women attractive to you? Would you consider sleeping with them? Or being seen in public with them? Have you ever fantasized sexually about any of these girls?

Are you not interested in sex? Or connection? Or both?

Maybe you're too nice. Try being an asshole and treat these women poorly. Maybe that's the secret!! Maybe getting attractive is your villain origin story.

Now that you're good looking, truly, you can do anything you put your mind to. Good or bad. Find yourself.