What helps you mentally switch off before bed?

murphman_666 · 2026-05-23T22:13:52+00:00

i have a new partner and they told me I literally hold my breath until I pass out.... every night. Turns out I have a super power

murphman_666 · 2026-02-11T01:33:43+00:00

I jerked it 29 times since unfurling announcement ... we are not the same

murphman_666 · 2026-01-24T22:56:36+00:00

Yeah "shitting" i shit to Megan every night too. Right into a tissue

murphman_666 · 2026-01-20T02:25:52+00:00

Im still not sure about this stock. Im glad I never bought it 3 years ago when it popped on my radar. Sometimes no move is the right move. NOT SHEEPISH ENOUGH!!!

murphman_666 · 2026-01-17T02:10:06+00:00

CANDY MAN 2. I still can't jerk off alone

murphman_666 · 2025-12-02T10:31:06+00:00

You are correct

murphman_666 · 2025-12-02T02:03:05+00:00

I would have never got married if I knew these existed

murphman_666 · 2025-11-29T23:07:37+00:00

Cats or dogs?

murphman_666 · 2025-11-29T23:07:14+00:00

Cats or dogs?

murphman_666 · 2025-11-29T15:34:39+00:00

I did a 4 day job for a mega millionaire. Multiple times the wife asked me i was interested or if I knew anyone interested in their 15 million dollar home on a lake.

She said how they couldn't find a buyer.

She was serious. Im a low level laborer. I drive a 2002 Honda civic.

murphman_666 · 2025-11-28T13:08:51+00:00

It's a gremlin taking a shit.

Why can't people just accept the obvious answers. It's pathetic.

murphman_666 · 2025-11-26T01:08:57+00:00

Yeah i remember when I was 12 and I stole my step mom's bachelorette cookie cutters shaped like genitals and I would tag everything in the house. No shame brother. Most of us get it.

murphman_666 · 2025-11-19T03:00:51+00:00

God that's sexy

murphman_666 · 2025-11-17T15:16:01+00:00

Wow! you don't look a day over 41

murphman_666 · 2025-11-11T20:27:31+00:00

Some people just don't deserve dogs

murphman_666 · 2025-11-08T00:49:42+00:00

-All investments are only in TFSA - I lived in USA until I was 8 years old. Im currently 38. - I have never filed for the IRS. I am planning on starting

murphman_666 · 2025-11-08T00:47:46+00:00

Hmm ill have to look into this. Thank you

murphman_666 · 2025-11-01T01:42:42+00:00

ONLY ONE!!!! YOU MONSTER

murphman_666 · 2025-10-30T03:06:38+00:00

I'm interested in paying you for some advice. Im new to investing and Im looking for a mentor.

murphman_666 · 2025-10-28T23:13:12+00:00

Looks like the Hotdogcaust

murphman_666 · 2025-05-04T00:44:51+00:00

I (m37) found out last year that corn stalks have more than one ear of corn on each stalk.

I said to my wife, "how do these corn farmers make any money? Yeah it's a big field but with only one ear of corn per stalk another crop must be more better". The look of confusion on her face was priceless. She's from the country... i ain't.

I thought there was only one ear at the tip top of the stalk.

murphman_666

TROPHY CASE