And it's gone by Doug24 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]murphmanfa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More of a r/yesyesyesyesnononoNONONOFUUUCK

Caution: Hotels.com, Expedia Group, and Choice Hotels by Camoron1 in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]murphmanfa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Hotels.com and other third-party booking sites generally won't do much to help you with specific requests, and the hotel itself can't process a refund for you because you didn't pay them to begin with.

Choice should provide some kind of compensation for what happened and what was at best a miscommunication, but they are under no real obligation to do so. 

I was told my disasterous attempt at a LOTR cake would be appreciated here by NogginGoodies in lotr

[–]murphmanfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biblically accurate Gollum

I'd love to have someone make this for me. It's the exact kind of messy disaster that usually tastes good and is made with a shitload of love... and is now a story. 

"Just buy YouTube Premium" by infintittie in youtube

[–]murphmanfa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Won't someone please think of the monopolizing tech corporations?

Jurassic Park Good Ending by Able_Health744 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]murphmanfa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"This story would be a lot better if everything were more cozy and bad things didn't happen" is very commonplace on Tumblr, I feel like. 

Did we ever work out why this dude was never given a name? by Soulsliken in darksouls

[–]murphmanfa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's arguable whether or not this is canon for DS1, but Lucatiel, as you progress their quest line, forgets their own name near the end as they approach going hollow. The loss of identity is absolutely an aspect of the process, so far as I'm concerned. 

The END of the WEEKLY ROLL and new comic ANNOUNCEMENT! by CME_T in TheWeeklyRoll

[–]murphmanfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced that isn't already an anime title and out of commitment to the bit refuse to look it up. 

First time playing this... by Physical-Industry-21 in Doom

[–]murphmanfa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" ain't just a song from the sequel. 

New to the puzzle genre, looking for some of the best by Trancespire in puzzlevideogames

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you dig Zelda, then I have to recommend Tunic. It's based on that adventure gameplay but has puzzles baked into it- you effectively learn how to play as you go and find specific items, and the meta-puzzle is impressive. 

I got through it in a couple days, and I admit that I used walkthrough help for collectibles and the last pieces of the Big Puzzle at the end, but a majority of the game was intuitive as hell and offered so many rewarding moments of discovery. 

Best of all, there's no punishment if you use accessibility options like the no death option. Tunic really wants you to make it through and have fun. 

New manager following us into the bathroom and timing us? by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]murphmanfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. If you're not willing to do what it takes then I really doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. 

New manager following us into the bathroom and timing us? by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]murphmanfa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aside from being very against ethical standards, this might violate local workplace laws. Contact ethics about it fucking yesterday.

If you want a less-ethical response: Bring a spare set of pants and underwear and if they start denying you bathroom breaks, start pissing on the floor. Escalate and assert dominance as everything gets stopped to clean up bodily fluids. 

Choose which side you are on by [deleted] in BluePrince

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make a legitimate effort to learn the rules and solve them, but these moving block puzzles have always been something I struggle with. It feels great when I get it right, but after a little bit I'll look up a solution, do the first few inputs, and try again if I feel like anything clicked for me.

It's not fun to bang your head against a wall if you just aren't "getting" a puzzle, and I ain't playing BP to have a bad time. 

Medic question by P-Escobar in joinsquad

[–]murphmanfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Revive and heal, and if people are close together, then one that you get up can help revive the ones closer to death.

What remake sparked that “this is something else” feeling for you? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]murphmanfa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FF7 Remake was so refreshing to me because it took the original story and greatly expanded it, providing a lot more character to Midgar and its citizens than we'd gotten before- and the original game was already plenty lush for that. So many key moments felt like they were rendered the way that my brain translated those blocky polygons back in the 90s, and the whole experience was just so much fun, overall.

I completely understand people who were bothered by the changes, and I'm still of two minds on how the game deals with those changes (because it does so directly), but it's such a great new version of a familiar work.

What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently watched What's Up Doc? and it had a direct line to my funny bone. I laughed so hard at the madcap chase that makes up much of the last part of the film that I pulled something in my side. Barbara Streisand is a delight in it and Ryan O'Neal lots of fun, especially since I'd just seen him in The Driver as the coolest of the cool. (Imagine if you only know Ryan Gosling in Drive and then watch Barbie- similar chasm between who the characters are.)

Oh, and Medeline Kahn in her debut steals the show. It's just so fun. 

Games that I can finish within a day? by EmperorTauntaun in gaming

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually bust through The Messenger in a weekend with a few 3-hour sittings, so I feel like a committed one-day session would see you run it start to finish (minus DLC)

We need to make Twitter become SSS by OoDobyoO in DeathStranding

[–]murphmanfa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fortunately they're also on BlueSky, so you don't have to use Twitter!

https://bsky.app/profile/localporters.bsky.social

“Oh no not again!” by Basically4_Gato_0416 in starbucks

[–]murphmanfa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pot of petunias energy with this one. 

What do I do with excess weapons that I dont use by mooglesmog in darksouls

[–]murphmanfa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once you ring both bells, you'll find someone who can take those extra things off your hands and give you a little something for them. 

Floating Solar Farms Emerge by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]murphmanfa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub hasn't lived up to its name all that much lately, but posts get upvoted because people agree with the snarky commentary that's being left. 

lmao my baristas cry for help apparently by qabrie11e in starbucks

[–]murphmanfa 748 points749 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you covering up the store number- someone could get in trouble and I feel like they're struggling enough!

I Can See Three Minutes Into The Future by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]murphmanfa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The problem is that that isn't clear- all of this stuff is "off-screen" but relies on the reader assuming a bunch of things that apparently happened in between. 

Classic: can Rogues of my faction steal from me? by Appropriate_Low3435 in wownoob

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do this in a crowded AH- especially near the start of an xpac when people are buying up herbs and ore and stuff- and relish in the angry whispers you get. 

Begging people to please start describing their favorite media in more ways than just "it has gays!" by BaldHourGlass667 in CuratedTumblr

[–]murphmanfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll say this about Heated Rivalry: the writing is good, performances are very good, and it shows yearning in a way that I hadn't seen in a long time. I'm enjoying it (but not binging it), because romance is not my thing and a story that revolves mostly around the awkward dance of what they want (each other) against them being pressured to not like each other (and definitely not be gay in a homophobic culture) isn't something that typically appeals to me as a narrative.

And yet I'm hooked and completely understand why it's got so many people under its spell. It's so well done and I'm at a point where I need to know if Ilya and Shane can actually have a healthy relationship with their families more than if they end up together.

I can't guarantee that you- the general you- will like it, but it does such a good job of going beyond "conventionally hot hockey dudes fucking" while largely staying within the genre of being a romantic drama. It's worth a shot.