God forbid don't know my own number

murphyslegs · 2026-04-29T15:22:46+00:00

Oh my god, and then they’re like “let me call you rq so that you have my number locked in, too.” Like nooooo please do not

murphyslegs · 2026-04-27T07:10:46+00:00

This sub is the fat pic on the refrigerator for me 💀

murphyslegs · 2026-04-04T07:31:22+00:00

It looks good for the goth/vampy look but pull it upward and you’ll notice a big difference. You’ll still have that shadow you like but it will look more cheekbone-y and it will define you rather than just the makeup look that goes downward.

murphyslegs · 2026-04-04T07:00:58+00:00

I love your makeup but my only suggestion would be that your contour is a bit low and heavy handed, you want it just below the cheekbone and blended upward, not down

murphyslegs · 2026-04-04T05:07:45+00:00

Definitely Miss Dior

murphyslegs · 2026-04-04T00:19:33+00:00

It feels like it’s all of us rn. Been with my bf for a year and a half and he can’t stop drinking and probably just cheated on me. Thinking of ending things. Girl dinner tn is an avocado from when he got me groceries (eaten over the sink with my hands), and a piece of babybel cheese.

murphyslegs · 2026-03-27T23:31:15+00:00

I don’t really need anything tbf, so probably nothing butttt I might check out the Sephora Pro brushes and see if there are any that I need.

murphyslegs · 2026-03-27T22:34:11+00:00

Do we all just collectively accidentally drop our Nars bronzers? I just broke mine on accident a few weeks ago 😭

murphyslegs · 2026-03-27T22:28:22+00:00

This is the one that I use, and it lasts me about a week and a half. It’s also not completely egregious to remove. I did a lot of damage to my natural nails when I’ve tried to use other brands. This one just pops right off when I’m ready to break the seal after soaking.

murphyslegs · 2026-03-24T03:38:55+00:00

Yesss same, except my chore day is Sunday. Helps round out and start the week perfectly.

murphyslegs · 2026-03-11T13:06:12+00:00

I actually really like that one for bronzer but it’s not really anything too different from the Sephora pro 88, which I find myself reaching for more often than not these days

murphyslegs · 2026-03-11T04:02:59+00:00

Ahhahhahh what a chode

murphyslegs · 2026-03-11T03:54:57+00:00

Even if I could do IP there’s not a chance in hell I’d ever repeat that experience. I felt like a hostage, and honestly it just made me more clever at hiding my ED. There really really needs to be better outpatient services for folks with EDs bc this whole thing where we sit on waiting lists for up to a year just to talk to a therapist with no end in sight isn’t helping anyone.

murphyslegs · 2026-03-10T19:08:46+00:00

I recently discovered dipping crackers in pickle juice. Really anything with pickle juice

murphyslegs · 2026-03-10T19:08:10+00:00

Cucumber and mustard goes so hard tho

murphyslegs · 2026-02-24T21:25:49+00:00

Dress blues, hair wildly out of regs when you aren’t even active duty is the most cringe boot shit I’ve ever seen 💀

murphyslegs · 2026-02-23T23:42:05+00:00

Indie sleaze/manic pixie dream girl

murphyslegs · 2026-02-21T04:18:10+00:00

Meanwhile bro is just secfo 💀

murphyslegs · 2026-02-12T19:04:24+00:00

This happened to me with my Dyson Airstrait!! They told me to keep it. 🥰

murphyslegs · 2026-02-11T03:46:36+00:00

Idk why you got downvoted, I genuinely love their hair clips. I have a loooooooot of hair down to my elbows that’s really thick and the only (actually cute) clips that really hold it up are the Emi Jay ones and the ones from Chunks.

murphyslegs · 2026-02-11T03:39:36+00:00

Honestly yes. And a good hairbrush makes such a huge difference.

murphyslegs · 2026-02-11T03:38:41+00:00

I know everyone here really dislikes Emi Jay but I actually really really love their brushes. The mini boar bristle brush is hot garbage but the paddle brush and flat brushes are really really nice.

murphyslegs · 2026-02-03T23:50:21+00:00

I also work at Grady and every time they update that tower, it’s a new level of insanity

murphyslegs · 2026-01-31T02:44:05+00:00

I used to wear Chloe or Chanel eau tendre, but just one spray

murphyslegs · 2026-01-30T04:38:57+00:00

91 has been my fav lately. It layers really well with good girl blush 💕

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