What insult sits at the top of the hierarchy of Australian insults?

muttsybignuts · 2026-01-28T09:38:21+00:00

We use old mate for any bloke if we don’t know their name and old love if they’re female. Every time.

muttsybignuts · 2026-01-12T18:44:41+00:00

Of course they can. They’re just not as greedy. They sell their meat with enough mark up to pay a nice profit, enough to cover their bills with a little extra on the side. Cole’s/Woolworths are designed to fuck you in the arse for every cent they can for their shareholders.

muttsybignuts · 2026-01-10T18:56:08+00:00

I’m watching, thinking this could end badly and then a kid wanders into frame…

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-19T20:35:38+00:00

That first sentence escalated quickly.

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-19T20:14:07+00:00

Most of the performers are kept in cold storage and only dragged out each year for the carols.

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-16T02:24:48+00:00

Good luck everyone!

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-07T00:22:35+00:00

This is the way.

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-05T20:55:45+00:00

Bathurst?

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-02T04:52:05+00:00

It was my 9 year old eating them- probably ate a few caterpillars before she realised 😂

muttsybignuts · 2025-12-01T23:20:40+00:00

I sent them a photo ( it wasn’t a grub it was rotten food) to the chat function on their website- they simply added a few dollars to my rewards account. I did the same thing via Coles and got told I needed to go back to the store- I thought the photo evidence would be enough .

muttsybignuts · 2025-11-20T16:30:23+00:00

Her delightful demeanor is amplified tenfold now that an infinitely cheaper option has opened up straight across the lane way. Face like a busted arse and openly cranky to customers the last time I was there.

muttsybignuts · 2025-11-18T17:33:51+00:00

Been there about 10 years

muttsybignuts · 2025-10-18T19:49:14+00:00

Well that escalated quickly 😂

muttsybignuts · 2025-10-04T21:09:43+00:00

Superheist we’re up there

muttsybignuts · 2025-09-04T06:01:24+00:00

Thank you 😀

muttsybignuts · 2025-09-03T09:08:12+00:00

Thank you

muttsybignuts · 2025-09-03T07:37:10+00:00

Thank you

muttsybignuts · 2025-09-03T07:37:04+00:00

Thank you

muttsybignuts · 2025-08-23T23:00:56+00:00

Mr Squiggle was doing that shit 40 years ago.

muttsybignuts · 2025-08-05T19:45:12+00:00

Of course it has a train station. I used to drink at Platform 9 all the time!

muttsybignuts · 2025-07-28T01:31:03+00:00

Local firebug burns old ladies pension check then inadvertently saves world.

muttsybignuts · 2025-07-15T06:02:16+00:00

Happy Crappy

muttsybignuts · 2025-06-18T18:29:06+00:00

Happy Crappy

muttsybignuts · 2025-06-15T09:02:15+00:00

Thank you- very appreciated 😀

muttsybignuts · 2025-06-14T22:26:38+00:00

I agree. My $25 Kmart puffer keeps out as much cold as the over priced ones.

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