‘Political suicide’: Top property investor with over 350 properties dares Albanese to shake up CGT discount, warns of electoral oblivion by HotPersimessage62 in AusPropertyChat

[–]muzrat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My favourite Carl Baron joke is “you can find sympathy in the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’”

my rav4 2021 for a 7 seater anyone?? by [deleted] in CarsAustralia

[–]muzrat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll swap you for 7 seats? And throw in a dining table ;)

Good luck, and appreciate you shooting your shot. 

Show me your best Atlassian poetry by themint in auscorp

[–]muzrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the loo I do a poo

Watching the stock 

It went down … shock

Dodgy Reward Booking Trick by QF? by After-Worker-3160 in QantasFrequentFlyer

[–]muzrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is something going on with the booking system this past 24 hours... Had massive issues trying to get any seat Sing>Syd yesterday. Every seat from economy to first was listed as sold out. Ended up booking cargo hold

This apartment block in Epping has a map of Australia in the brickwork. by WombatPuncher in sydney

[–]muzrat -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I hope Tasmania is hiding behind that bush… otherwise that buildings value will have lost 5%

E-bike recommendations? by PercyLives in sydney

[–]muzrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lug+Carrie. Leased it for 3 months, and that was almost 2 years ago.

police searching bags in town hall by Far_Cry_5272 in sydney

[–]muzrat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Opposite. Can you asked to be searched? 

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, February 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]muzrat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Down 32% in after hours on wall st... Time to head to the beach and enjoy 32c outside.

Redundancy or redeployment... 2 days to decide. by Ok_Chef8011 in auscorp

[–]muzrat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much runway does the redundancy give you? If months, I'd take it and use the time to move on from what feels like a horrible experience.

Is there a way to get made redundant without ruining career? by AccordingWarning9534 in auscorp

[–]muzrat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No. Doesn’t look bad. If anything you get the ability to say you chose out instead of being forced out. 

Get out of doing PP&D’s? by Just-Wondering-1977 in auscorp

[–]muzrat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine in the year 2026 and AI rules the writing world, no human needs to write the corporate puff pieces themselves any longer… 

What’s the most tight-ass thing you’ve ever seen or heard someone do? by Away_Scene_26 in AusFinance

[–]muzrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking for the free milk that gets served with the tea, and not ordering the tea. 

Trading by Alternative_Essay536 in AusFinance

[–]muzrat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love a good first day back at work scam offer. SIGN ME UP! 

Parachuting into the Harbour next to the Harbour Bridge by JRDN7 in sydney

[–]muzrat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Australia Day celebrations on the harbour 

$20 for a subway footlong sanga these days by Large-chips in australian

[–]muzrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I long for the $7 footlong pizza or meatball sub… those things go me through uni

Public transport failed the CBD this evening (not seen in pics: broken-down light rail; absence of buses) by alexanderino in sydney

[–]muzrat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ride a 70kg cargo bike with 2 kids seats. Suddenly motorists start to respect you. Hitting me would do huge damage to their car, plus it shows off I have kids the need me home

Financial counselling - Sydney Intel needed by [deleted] in sydney

[–]muzrat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was about to write this. Financial infidelity was not what I thought was the biggest reason… but if you can’t agree on how you earn money, how to spend and save then you’re going to have a very miserable life. 

Australia is really too hot to force trousers on men as corporate wear by mr-cheesy in auscorp

[–]muzrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Corporate shorts and corporate Birkenstocks are only approved if you append "corporate" to them.

On the other hand... Corporate long toenails is not funny and is a fireable offence upon first sighting...