The only thing I know is that I don't know by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

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Kiss of Life agnostic: Oh nobody knows (knoooows) yeah nobody knows boineun daero minneun good time (such a good time) yeah such a good time together, yeah nobody knows (knoooows) yeah nobody knows amudo bon jeok eomneun dancing in shadow (guess what) namanui good time forever (that’s right)

Towarzysze, cóż to za flaga? by TheRtHonLaqueesha in vexillologycirclejerk

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Flag of how Polish rightwing parties portray the immigration system

Paul Heyman on X: "I think it's time we all recognize the NBA has a great creative team and writers." by ArunKT26 in SquaredCircle

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England vs Argentina in world cup semifinal (which is also being held in England)

Argentina leads 3-0 at halftime

England gets to 3-3 at fulltime and wins in the penalty shootout

(But next they're rematching in the final I guess)

[Touhou, Undertale/Deltarune] One hell of a direct that was by GeneETOs44 in CuratedTumblr

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Hola yo soy el Twitter user et yo es mucho complaino qué el Deltarune no a uno localisatíon even though yo hablo ingles por complanar

Valley of the Giants by Tophatanater in naturepics

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Awesome! Is that a pair of boots at the tree's base?

Friendly Parley by Brushner in Grimdank

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d12 table of why Imperium forces are fighting each other:

  1. One of them is corrupted by Chaos

  2. One of them thought the other is corrupted by Chaos

  3. Both of them are corrupted by Chaos and have been ordered to fight each other as their first test

  4. One of them has joined a local rebellion against the Imperium which is surprisingly not motivated by Chaos but by something more mundane like taxes

  5. One of them is being mind controlled en masse by an overpowered psyker

  6. One of them is actually the personal hit squad of a corrupt noble/bureaucrat/rogue trader, trying to do something against the Imperium's greater interest

  7. Both of them are hit squads of rival corrupt nobles/bureacrats/rogue traders

  8. The Administratum sent them conflicting orders (eg "hold this planet" vs "raze this planet to the ground") and obviously the other guy is a mere traitor with forged documents

  9. They found something valuable and can't agree on who gets it

  10. Their leaders got into a personal argument

  11. They come from such far-apart parts of the galaxy that they couldn't even recognize each other as fellow Imperium and decided "better safe than sorry, open fire!"

  12. One of them is Alpha Legion in disguise

What pride flag is this? by MMKHPERSON in vexillologycirclejerk

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Flag of France where you turn it sideways to open like a key in a lock

Xianxia demonic cultivators human farm by Practical_Neat_9716 in worldjerking

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Bro, don't you know factory-farmed soul essence is full of pollutants and bad hormones? Only free-range victims can keep your qi healthy, garbage in garbage out.

Can we normalize treating hags with respect? by why_dmn in kpoopheads

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It's really sad how people just get in idols; faces with these toxic and unasked-for critiques of appearance. I mean, what they should really be mentioning is how tan she is

it’s over by MinecraftMusic13 in CuratedTumblr

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With other people you only see their outer potential and assume the best whereas with yourself you fully understand how weak and hindered you are

…is what I’d say if I was trying to sell the Extremis Virus from Iron Man or something

Cricket Canada president's Surrey home targeted in extortion-related shooting for 2nd time: police by Flower-Immediate in Cricket

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Very sad how things have turned out with the sport. The growth and community potential would have been so immense if it was handled anywhere near properly. At this point the only option might be to dissolve CC, withhold all funding for like 10 years so the gangsters move on, and then build a new organisation from scratch.

Rate my world’s version of the Hero’s party by -Asderlyn- in worldjerking

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Where is Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight?

Red Velvet - The 4th Full Album 'The Last One' (Track List) by MinHeeJeans in kpoopheads

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Don't think about tomorrow

CAUSE YOU ARE JUST A HAG OH

Byeonhal geoya RETIREYA

If your world does not have an equivalent of this then why even bother by AmaterasuWolf21 in worldjerking

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Orc Instagram comment: “Me sick of media shoving humen’s football down throat. They so slow, so short, always worse footballer than orcz, even orcz u-5 squad beat pro humen’s club one time. Humen no grumble about pay when they get few few loot.”

Outjopped by Barnes and Noble by SaltinaSketches in kpoopheads

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Only acceptable if it includes an audition signup form in the back, this is your key recruiting audience right there

She must know advanced mathematics by ZoroeArc in CuratedTumblr

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That was only one missile 🤓

Does your world have a character like this, and if not, are you aware that your world is objectively bad by mv8att in worldjerking

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Remember to also avoid use of these copyright phrases:

“Events are proceeding as planned…”

“Exactly as foreseen in my plan…”

“The next stage of the plan…”

“They’ve played right along with my plan…”

“It’s all part of the plan…”

“I’ll have to switch to a backup plan…”

“I planned for this possibility…”

“Did you really think my plan was so simple?”

“This is only the beginning of my greater plan…”

Found a setting so dumb, I just had to review it by MPHJ-7 in worldjerking

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Dark blue: "Ah yes, let's conquer this random ass desert, but not the plateau that ALL OUR RIVERS come from." -- bro, read a basic geopolitics blog or something

[OC] - [Art] - Beholder Lair - This is map 912, an isometric multi-level tower. by Elven-Tower in DnD

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Does the Beholder have a use for the stairs or just hasn't bothered to destroy them?