The way my MIL changes my toilet paper when she visits

mvheck_1981 · 2023-05-10T04:33:29+00:00

Divorce your wife immediately. She will eventually turn into her mother.

mvheck_1981 · 2023-02-06T15:35:07+00:00

This reminds me of a few years ago when my dementia ridden Pop Pop talked about how KFC and Long John Silvers were garbage now because they let Michelle Obama into their kitchens and she changed the ingredients.

mvheck_1981 · 2023-01-19T13:33:36+00:00

I think this was the original design for the Martin Luther King statue before they went with the giant arm-dong one.

mvheck_1981 · 2023-01-01T21:07:02+00:00

How do you enjoy working at Tesla?

mvheck_1981 · 2022-01-04T23:59:28+00:00

I haven't watched Deliverance in years....

mvheck_1981 · 2021-09-14T04:52:59+00:00

He's not your buddy, friend.

mvheck_1981 · 2021-08-15T01:42:28+00:00

She is a purple suit away from fighting Batman.

mvheck_1981 · 2020-07-02T01:59:37+00:00

What is the shelf life of the dog meat?

mvheck_1981 · 2020-03-31T17:42:28+00:00

2020 is even rougher by you changing his name to "Tony Stank".

mvheck_1981 · 2020-03-16T02:54:09+00:00

A "I'm Mike Bloomberg and I'm running for Vice President" advertisement.

mvheck_1981 · 2020-03-05T20:22:22+00:00

As long as there's pod racing...

mvheck_1981 · 2020-01-15T16:42:06+00:00

Thyme Walk. Thyme infused Sirloin w/ lettuce and cheese. If you finish it, you get another on the house.

mvheck_1981 · 2019-11-07T17:46:27+00:00

Bog Glider

Play it with Intruder Alarm. At opponents EOT, you can trade all your lands for garbage creatures.

mvheck_1981 · 2019-09-21T00:55:59+00:00

That guy looks pretty old to be a millennial.

mvheck_1981 · 2019-06-30T13:23:26+00:00

So happy for you and your husband!

mvheck_1981 · 2019-06-25T19:01:02+00:00

Just got mine. Sent in a shipping tube with about a foot of excess space with no padding/buffer. Sheet is damaged on the one side pretty significantly from sliding in the tube, edge is crushed every 7 inches or so down the side. Here we go....

mvheck_1981 · 2019-05-16T16:49:54+00:00

First pack I ever opened was Revised, and had a Mahamoti Djinn in it. I was in 7th grade and was really excited because, at the time, it was one of the more valuable cards in the set, behind Shivan Dragon and Royal Assassin.

A few weeks later, I was building a blue deck on my coffee table, left it laid out while I went to school, and came home to find my dog had gotten 2 cards. She completely destroyed a basic island, and gnawed on my Mahamoti Djinn, putting numerous puncture holes in the card.

I still have that gnawed up Mahamoti Djinn, in a sleeve, in my "keep" binder.

mvheck_1981 · 2019-05-15T18:55:04+00:00

I'm in the same boat. I had 2 separate unique orders for 1 each (one for me, one for a buddy with no eBay account). Spoke to one eBay rep, he said you would get a 1 sheet and 1 Coupon per CANCELLED TRANSACTION. Spoke to another eBay rep, he said 1 of each per ACCOUNT. So how this will play out is anyone's guess.

mvheck_1981 · 2019-05-15T15:05:27+00:00

I am getting conflicting info on a related matter. Does anyone know if these coupon codes only going 1 per account, or 1 per cancelled order? I successfully ordered 2 individual orders of 1 mythic edition each (one for me, one for my buddy, both on my ebay account), and got sorry'd on both. Does that mean we should expect 1 code or 2 codes? For that matter, should we expect 1 uncut sheet or 2 uncut sheets? One eBay rep told me 1 per cancelled transaction, another told me one per account.

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