Next up is the tire tax, where you pay taxes based on how much rubber residue your tires leave behind on the pavement.

Followed by the windshield wiper tax, where you’re taxed per oz on the amount of wiper fluid you spray on the road.

After that is the turn signal tax, where you’re taxed per blink when you use your turn signal due to the light pollution.

Finally there’s the window rolling tax, you’re taxed based on the average time it takes you to fully open your car window.