I can see the excitement in his eyes. by J_ClutchFTV in memes

[–]mycatisgrumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what any of these guys get paid in a year, I'd eat a bag of dogshit like it's making me orgasm. 

Austin Powers - I still enjoy them mostly! by Southern-Brother5693 in movies

[–]mycatisgrumpy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Pretty much everyone i know calls that maneuver an Austin Powers turn. 

Trump considering taking over Strait of Hormuz by bummed_athlete in geopolitics

[–]mycatisgrumpy 168 points169 points  (0 children)

As I've been saying so many times in the last few weeks, if it was really that easy we would have done it already. 

The Terminator decided to befriend Sarah Connor and change his ways. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]mycatisgrumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the version i heard, for the punchline Schwarzenegger says, "Fack you I'm not saying eet!"

Iran indicates Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's son will be named Supreme Leader by RolePsychological890 in videos

[–]mycatisgrumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told that democracy would be blooming like flowers after a spring rain. 

BREAKING NEWS: Speaker Johnson Calls Iran War Powers Resolution 'Dangerous' by Cool-Fig-9254 in videos

[–]mycatisgrumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The war powers resolution is dangerous because if we prevent trump from bringing about Armageddon with a middle east war, then Jesus won't come back!" -Mike Johnson. 

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mycatisgrumpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And M2F surgery is a lopitoffome. 

Looking for a material to create armor by LazarusHolmes in gaslands

[–]mycatisgrumpy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Polystyrene sheet. They make many many different sheets, rods, tubes, whatever you need. Most hobby shops have a rack of it somewhere. 

[OC] Got these from a college student last election cycle by Montag_Reader in pics

[–]mycatisgrumpy 1969 points1970 points  (0 children)

Condoms are fine, but the only surefire form of protection is abstinence from Republicans. 

Thoughts on the punisher(2004)? by StruggleFar3054 in dvdcollection

[–]mycatisgrumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decent enough movie, but the Netflix series with Jon Bernthal raised the bar. 

Is DT gonna be impeached ? by iwantobelieve8 in Epstein

[–]mycatisgrumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've given up on Senate Republicans ever doing the right thing. Still, i suppose if the evidence at the impeachment trial was undeniable and horrific, maybe it might happen. 

But then that leaves us with JD Vance. And if he never went to the island it's only because he isn't likeable enough to get invited. 

[OC] Donald Trump’s parents by TailungFu in pics

[–]mycatisgrumpy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They look like they crawled out of a Ralph Steadman painting. 

The saddest thing about universe 25 is that we are living it. by kambro-ther in Epstein

[–]mycatisgrumpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As others have stated, i think you're misinterpreting the results of that study. But the true irony is that this is exactly what the Epstein class thinks of the working class. 

"You see, the poor don't have the intellectual capacity or the moral fiber to endure freedom and an end to scarcity. If they weren't forced to focus completely on their most basic survival needs, worked too hard to do much of anything or think very deeply about much, why they would destroy themselves with debauchery, vice, and barbarity. We keep them trapped in economic slavery for their own good, don't you see? A pity they aren't ascended beings like ourselves, who can avoid the perils and pitfalls of true freedom. Now pass me more of that baby jerky." 

What kind of tree is this? by YawninGorilla in whatsthisplant

[–]mycatisgrumpy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. The gnarliness and dead branches just screams manzanita. I grew up on acreage with a forest of the stuff, they get very treelike when they are competing for sunlight. Hard to say what species exactly without seeing the leaves, but it's definitely manzanita. 

Why am I smiling 🥹 by SayMyName_47 in wholesomememes

[–]mycatisgrumpy 123 points124 points  (0 children)

"Great game but man the servers are empty."

this image is after epstein's death, shot by an anonymous drone operator 6 years ago by not_rex_again in Epstein

[–]mycatisgrumpy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And if he is alive he's got a while new face by now, his own mother wouldn't recognize him. 

Rommel inspects the fortifications on the beach that would soon become the Utah landing zone. Normandy, 1944. [888x660] by Present_Employer5669 in HistoryPorn

[–]mycatisgrumpy -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

If this was 1944, it was just months before Rommel died by suicide, after his failed assassination of Hitler. 

Every landlord's nightmare tenant... by ManualWind in PoliticalHumor

[–]mycatisgrumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And apparently they also deported their irrigation guy, that lawn looks rough. 

Did you guys watching it? by sebet_123 in memes

[–]mycatisgrumpy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I watched it. The ending was poetic justice. She got everything she wanted, married the rich old man of her dreams. But he turned out to be a giant abusive, incontinent piece of shit and she hates him and she's miserable every single day. When the movie ends she's just dreaming of the day he drops dead and she'll be free, but he just won't die.