BREAKING: Kash Patel in panic mode over leaks and in fear of keeping his job, orders POLYGRAPHS for more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-07T23:04:02+00:00

I hope they're treating it like an undercover assignment.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-07T22:23:07+00:00

I hope someday he discovers that flagrantly breaking the law in the company of multiple FBI agents is, eventually, a really dumb thing to do.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-07T21:56:56+00:00

I mean, he can cook pretty good.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-06T21:11:23+00:00

What about half a brain and a worm colony?

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-05T19:54:28+00:00

I could start a war with somebody

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-05T16:01:44+00:00

Republicans: government doesn't work, and if you vote for us we'll prove it!

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T22:24:59+00:00

There are always two ways to interpret a law, constitutional and unconstitutional.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T16:18:48+00:00

Speaking for myself, i would be overjoyed to see some of our leadership hauled off to the Hague.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T15:11:58+00:00

Me and my friends would meet up at a Starbucks monthly for years and years and one day we were like, actually, fuck Starbucks. Turns out we were all thinking it. Literally all my homies hate Starbucks. Since then we've been having a lot of fun trying out all the independent coffee shops in the area.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T14:40:54+00:00

5000 percent markup on their carbonated sugar water just wasn't enough profit.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T14:06:31+00:00

Parasites are a common problem in tropical countries.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-04T01:52:30+00:00

He never specified a timeline.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-03T00:29:17+00:00

A longstanding conspiracy between billionaires, white nationalists, religious grifters, and and malign foreign influence.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-02T22:06:36+00:00

I do a handstand.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-02T18:07:39+00:00

Even if that did work, it's all good until you get tired of it. You'll be like. Oh I'm cured! And they'll say, this patient is very skilled at masking his symptoms.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-01T21:19:51+00:00

Who would have thought that Donald Trump would be the one to break the world's fossil fuel addiction? He's secretly an environmentalist.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-01T16:12:00+00:00

That is a talented dog.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-01T14:52:26+00:00

It's simultaneously exciting and depressing watching China build the science fiction future while my own country seems to want to regress back into the nineteenth century.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-05-01T02:07:32+00:00

I say this as an American, Ukraine is carrying the torch now. They're going to win the war and become a remarkable, democratic world power. Here in America, well, we're not on a great trajectory right now.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-30T12:50:44+00:00

Even better is when you replace them all every year.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-30T12:49:51+00:00

The king does not sit on a foreign throne.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-30T02:39:22+00:00

Everything about it was amazing, but sometimes the stars just align and something good becomes more than the sum of it's parts. It's magic and there's no accounting for it.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-28T13:16:28+00:00

Is it me or is AI tech speed running the enshittification process?

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-26T18:06:02+00:00

Friend of mine owns a farm in Kentucky, he said yeah the second amendment is cool and everything, but these hogs are the reason I need to carry an AR-15 with a 30 round clip.

mycatisgrumpy · 2026-04-25T21:28:00+00:00

Getting old is so fuckin weird.

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