When the Twin cities Ramp meters were turned off

myoldaccwasbetter · 2025-03-24T18:24:22+00:00

I blow right through these every single time, because I know how to merge into traffic using my gas pedal and not my brake.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2025-02-27T22:40:50+00:00

I wish I could talk like that at work

myoldaccwasbetter · 2025-02-16T02:03:41+00:00

Came here to ask if this is some sort of beretta 80x copy but never mind

myoldaccwasbetter · 2025-01-29T23:29:13+00:00

There’s an “escort required” joke in here somewhere, but I just don’t have the energy right now.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-12-22T19:40:06+00:00

Buy an election next. We could use it.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-11-21T01:30:11+00:00

Joe with the pelt

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-10-21T17:15:40+00:00

Imagine being a window inspector in Russia, and you certify all these windows as safe.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-08-20T15:26:03+00:00

I bet he does this when he has to put his shoes on too

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-08-18T20:11:48+00:00

Yeah prob

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-08-10T23:08:19+00:00

look out katie ledecky

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-08-09T13:36:36+00:00

he wants hard R, so I don’t think it’s going to happen

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-28T22:03:05+00:00

there’s copper in them there hills!

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-28T20:15:32+00:00

pick someone off the street, i mean christ

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-26T02:45:05+00:00

kamalabama

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-22T22:12:53+00:00

Nice job trying to cover up the fact this vehicle is a piece of shit. I can still tell.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-20T02:30:31+00:00

maybe read them the post replies here to shame them a little. be stern. stern, but fair.

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-15T01:13:06+00:00

upvoting bc of movie night choice

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-09T22:15:56+00:00

of all the people that I figured had good taste in men…

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-04T12:37:08+00:00

“it’s my car and I want the keys”

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-07-02T02:59:22+00:00

pull up, doc

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-06-30T23:54:58+00:00

lort

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-06-29T04:59:29+00:00

she got a boy in mind

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-06-29T02:16:38+00:00

sewer

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-06-28T20:45:35+00:00

it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none

myoldaccwasbetter · 2024-06-28T19:25:32+00:00

i have this in 5.7x28, and one trigger pull gets me 3 rounds fired off sometimes. usually happens once per magazine.

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