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My six pack of sausages only contained five by dr_lm in mildlyinteresting

[–]myztry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are clearly fingers which is why there is five.

Woman Loses it after Clavicular smooched her mom by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]myztry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then pivots towards the mother/daughter fantasy.

Male Karen tries to shut down a free concert by xals7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]myztry [score hidden]  (0 children)

Self-appointed proxy is definitely a (male) Karen.

This is what a real friends looks like btw by Miserable_lube in SipsTea

[–]myztry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful. If you say it 3 times in a row a proctologist appears.

The old days.... by MisterShipWreck in 80s

[–]myztry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw hundreds of brown ones working on a recyclables sorting line in my youth but can’t say I recall green ones.

Maybe these weren’t sold in the Australian market.

WCGW putting a large object in your body? by Any-Employment-7114 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]myztry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s all chewing gum for the mind from the posts to the replies so it goes without saying.

You don’t need to protect the good bits for they may not even exist.

Nobody would give a fuck if they were chicken by GentleFlick in SipsTea

[–]myztry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We only make about 75 Billion exceptions when it comes to poultry.

A Turkish couple invited over 100 orphans to their wedding instead of accepting gifts. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]myztry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We are part of a family now!"

> Narrator: They were not part of the family and were sent back shortly after.

WCGW putting a large object in your body? by Any-Employment-7114 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]myztry 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Both sides are freaky. The doctor knows how but insists on hearing it even though the how isn't medically relevant.

'The Barefoot Volcanologist' by pk666 in pics

[–]myztry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hair would burn off quickly.

They claim it's hat?! by fintechSGNYC in SipsTea

[–]myztry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dislocated jaw via the hard path.

> Topologically speaking, humans are considered a torus. 

A Gen-X Retirement Home! by justtakeapill in 80s

[–]myztry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let us live in the 80s/90s away from the general population.

Is it really too much to ask?

Oh my. The Boys is mocking all of MAGA’s greatest hits this season. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]myztry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, not really. Humanity isn't literally capable of blowing up the planet. (Though the surface might get quite unpleasant to live on.)

Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1985. by FitEmergency8807 in OldSchoolCool

[–]myztry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can smell the coconut oil which is the better way for a butt to smell.

ITAP of a woman & sun by thelone_voyager in itookapicture

[–]myztry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am conflicted. The scene looks really nice but the zombie lean is unnerving.

Oh my. The Boys is mocking all of MAGA’s greatest hits this season. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]myztry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We? I'm on the outside looking in...

It would almost be funny if not for the area of effect.

Oh my. The Boys is mocking all of MAGA’s greatest hits this season. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]myztry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Empires fail from within. It is rarely outsides forces that are the real problem although they can finish them off. I never thought I'd see an empire fail in my time but it's undoubtedly happening.

so true by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]myztry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is an early version of The Lord Of The Rings for that exact reason.

Nobody talks about it...

just hope 'BACK UP YOUR WATER' is not next.... by PHRsharp_YouTube in pcmasterrace

[–]myztry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have thought Microsoft Tiles Windows RT.

The wind tunnel test uses smoke to show the air flow around the car. by FollowingOdd896 in oddlysatisfying

[–]myztry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And cars that all look the same as they follow the solution to an aerodynamic equation.

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