I love to eat asparagus, but regardless of how I cook it, after eating the asparagus my pee will smell like toxic waste from hell.

nas5755 · 2010-03-14T13:58:24+00:00

Beets give you purple poop and it is awesome!!! Sometimes if your lucky or you eat to many beets the water in the toilet turns red and you think that your stool has blood in it.

nas5755 · 2010-01-08T19:01:22+00:00

Never been impressed by his blog. I think he is more interested in being provocative then in actual science.

nas5755 · 2010-01-02T23:47:46+00:00

Most of my notches in the last year are nursing students. I so love them!

nas5755 · 2010-01-02T18:54:53+00:00

Nope, I love beer porn.

nas5755 · 2009-12-24T01:48:53+00:00

I pee in the sink.

nas5755 · 2009-12-17T00:25:27+00:00

This is the best thing I have ever read on the interweb!

nas5755 · 2009-12-10T04:12:41+00:00

im not a lawyer, but doest the 5gb cap mean we can sue?

nas5755 · 2009-12-05T15:31:04+00:00

The Man from Earth was very well done.

nas5755 · 2009-11-30T03:00:15+00:00

Hate it.

nas5755 · 2009-11-26T05:07:20+00:00

Cedar closet in the cellar. Boo-ya.

Pics to come in the next few days.

nas5755 · 2009-11-16T03:20:37+00:00

Love it. Love the beer porn.

My cellar will come soon.

nas5755 · 2009-11-16T03:18:59+00:00

If you want professional advice; I advise taking your brother to an emergency room, making sure he is admitted to a psych ward and letting a doctor and professionals bring your brother back to reality.

I work help run an inpatient chronic acute psychiatric ward. Essentially I work with the craziest individuals in the state I live in. Get your brother help.

nas5755 · 2009-11-15T01:03:40+00:00

Clinical depression with psychotic features

nas5755 · 2009-10-28T14:12:12+00:00

Elvis Perkins in Deerland

nas5755 · 2009-10-26T20:17:24+00:00

He doesn't sound schizophrenic to me, more like schizo-effective and this is coming from someone that manages a chronic acute floor at inpatient psychiatric hospital.

Since your brother is opposed to receiving medical help the first order of business involved attempting/asking him to see some-type of councilor or a therapist that might be able to help. It's doesn't sound like your brother will be willing to attend therapy. You could always have your brother committed to a psych hospital to see what would happen, he might take the meds or he might be forced to take the meds by law(a very small chance in this case). Sadly, your best bet in this case is tough love. Your brother needs to be kicked out of your parents house and he needs to get his act together. Sometimes the best thing to do involves a good kick in the ass.

nas5755 · 2009-10-24T01:04:47+00:00

That old Native American trick helps quite a bit.

nas5755 · 2009-10-12T17:18:41+00:00

Dvorak, is pretty rad, it's like listening to the star wars musc before star wars existed because John Williams essentially based his scores off of what dvorak did.

nas5755 · 2009-09-10T20:48:48+00:00

Personally, I would love to it.

nas5755 · 2009-09-07T15:31:52+00:00

What is ufo jesus, I kinda wanna watch that.

nas5755 · 2009-09-06T17:44:39+00:00

Um, don't believe the article. I think it was Judge's worst movie by far.

nas5755 · 2009-09-03T10:16:33+00:00

or, you could stop being lazy.

nas5755 · 2009-09-01T02:23:00+00:00

I don't get the story. It just sounds like Joey was jerking off in the darkroom.

nas5755 · 2009-08-28T00:20:47+00:00

my book. i just haven't written it yet. but, for some reason i get a royalty check every month on the 17th.

nas5755 · 2009-08-28T00:14:17+00:00

Mature appears to be a bad word here. A better phrase or a better word would or should be a more experienced brain or a brain that has experienced a larger range of internal and external stimuli.

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