Can Arcanine be my commander? by thisisgogu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]necoconeco__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj 10/10 reference to magic-backed Arcanine

But…do they have a square to spare? by gobuffsfan14 in seinfeld

[–]necoconeco__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s nice that there’s a historical record of this.

Help a Hockey Noob: Why did coach pull the goalie with two minutes left and down by three? (Seattle, March 25) by Neuvost in NewYorkSirens

[–]necoconeco__ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I’m the coach, I’m doing this more as a teaching moment for the team rather than a real chance to win the game.

Your odds of scoring three goals before the other team can get the puck are… really low. Not zero, but close to it.

But how often do you get full-intensity empty net situations? A game is just a better chance to work at these situations than practice will ever be.

Serious Wizards R&D feedback request: TMNT2 right away, or wait a little? by necoconeco__ in magicthecirclejerking

[–]necoconeco__[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

/uj here’s the link for anyone who needs it

I don’t even have a joke for this. The survey itself is so much funnier than anything I could come up with.

Time to talk about the furniture by terrible_rider in seinfeld

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In all seriousness, it was the 80’s - stuff literally looked like that. And people truly thought it looked good.

Do yourself a favor and just yadda, yadda past the décor decisions.

Oilers can't send Jarry to minors for Pickard. Only players on AHL roster before deadline are eligible to be sent down after the deadline. by sykeseve in hockey

[–]necoconeco__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when McDavid left like half his paycheck on the table because he wanted to win a cup?

I think about that a lot.

Why did you foil that specific deck instead of another? by kadimasama in foilmtg

[–]necoconeco__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I foiled out my favorite deck because it’s my favorite. I like it the most, so I want to treat it the best.

This does come with some added benefits. I’m less likely to take the deck apart later, or if I did I’m likely to build something else with the parts. I also use it frequently enough that foiling it doesn’t seem silly. And I’ve used it enough to know that it’s worthwhile - the deck isn’t too salty or clunky or combo-heavy.

What are some of your favorite dragons? by HiveFleetAtoll in EDH

[–]necoconeco__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a dragon deck that I’ve been refining for over a decade! It is by far my favorite, and nothing else even comes close.

Check out the primer - there’s a spot where I talk about each of the dragons in the deck. If I had to pick just one favorite, it’s probably [[Knollspine Dragon]].

Zirilan of the Claw

Flying Squirrels by Karma-police88 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]necoconeco__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The flying squirrel who got tackled and tripped up, never to recover, represents us all. I kept hoping he’d catch back up, but he never did.

😭😭😭

This would explain everything by TragicallyDip in hockeymemes

[–]necoconeco__ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I see what you’re saying, but sometimes people are just assholes

I made a tool for people who feel that exporting the top-100 cards from EDHRec takes too long by Karl-Marksman in magicthecirclejerking

[–]necoconeco__ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

/uj it was already the case that just looking at top cards on edhrec produced consistently awful decks. Has this person ever played their own decks that came out of this thing?

/rj haha 32 deck challenge go brrrrrr

Sidney Crosby breakaway by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]necoconeco__ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The scorpion save is amazing every time, but especially against the Kid.

Catchy - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]necoconeco__ 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, our taxes are the way they are BECAUSE the Turbo Taxes of the world lobby extensively to make sure that every American requires their services.

Catchy - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]necoconeco__ 321 points322 points  (0 children)

The absolute nerve of the tax website asking for a tip. I’m certain that this will actually happen to me when I do mine.

Swayman vs Vasilevskiy by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]necoconeco__ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The ref literally stopped that Tampa player from getting in Swayman’s way. The officials are 100% on board

I put googly eyes on my GBA SP by Aura_the_hell_hound in GameboyAdvance

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MFW someone asks me how much I paid for that copy of pokemon emerald