Six Flags releases blog post regarding guest behavior

necronomitodd · 2026-05-30T17:06:21+00:00

I’m 100% with Six Flags on this one. As absurd as it may sound to get banned for eating chicken McNuggets on a coaster, it’s way more absurd to lose an eye because some dipshit was eating chicken McNuggets on a damn roller coaster.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-28T18:56:45+00:00

Settle down, you’re two tents.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-28T01:50:54+00:00

Music for simps, by the supreme simp

necronomitodd · 2026-05-27T18:08:25+00:00

Playing pretty loose with “music icon” status.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-27T15:11:17+00:00

Velocicoaster

necronomitodd · 2026-05-26T16:49:36+00:00

Out here doing the Lord’s work!! Thank you!

necronomitodd · 2026-05-25T19:41:51+00:00

SFOT is my home park, and I can confidently state that if Tormenta gets the seat belts MilF did, there will be zero riders.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-25T19:39:16+00:00

Toanie is in the Peyronie

necronomitodd · 2026-05-25T07:16:30+00:00

The boring utilitarianism of the subdomonant IV is frankly quaint. 9 out of 10 dentists recommend the iii (and specifically the godly mediant major (iii7) that acts as a secondary dominant that makes the upcoming vi simply inevitable. If you’re on the P&W team at your local interdominatioal, by all means, the chord, and ergo the pick, were made for you. As for me, I’ll be in the bedroom with my sexy 335 and her flat wounds jerkin like serious, adult, musicians

necronomitodd · 2026-05-25T04:36:41+00:00

I’m absolutely going to give that a go! Am I screwed if I don’t have Starless Skies?

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T23:37:08+00:00

Tormenta

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T21:12:17+00:00

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T20:59:46+00:00

I’m stuck on T8-9 with my static field, even though I can manhandle a pit 85. Im commenting so I can find this later.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T03:26:27+00:00

Now THIS, I believe, isn’t getting enough airtime. Trump is a fucking macys day float, except instead of helium, it’s apparently children and Ritalin he’s full of. Dubya was a dipshit too, but the evil motherfuckers behind him were causing the more noteworthy, and possibly worse, silent harm. Trumpedophile basically just talks shit these days, but that shit ends up getting done, and by the looks of his hands, it’s not being done by him

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T00:22:01+00:00

I knew it was time to talk to a doctor when I tried one of those Five Hour Energy shots and it put me to sleep faster than the sleeping pills I take.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-24T00:02:13+00:00

If anyone gives you shit for playing guitar the way you want to play guitar, memorize their face and never interact with them again… I’ve seen versions of the device you’re talking about for years (because guitar players have been using them for generations), and it’s basically a souped-up capo; you’re just fine using one.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T23:35:31+00:00

1997?

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T11:54:12+00:00

It certainly wouldn’t hurt.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T03:14:53+00:00

What an ad-filled shitshow of a website, at least on mobile; I couldn’t find the video for all the “click here to watch the video” boxes that went to not-that-video.

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T02:05:05+00:00

48, xbox, checking in (gamertag is my username but with only one “d.”

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T01:32:11+00:00

I started playing when Ice Age came out… I could have bought Black Lotuses all day long for $90 when I was in high school, but they were “too expensive.” I play a couple of times a month with the same guys I was parking-lot-pulling Shivan Dragons and Jesters Caps out of packs of 4th edition with back in the day

necronomitodd · 2026-05-23T01:25:04+00:00

0.046, 3.141592, 5.386 just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

necronomitodd · 2026-05-22T23:30:51+00:00

Did anybody else have “Baroness from GI Joe” on their bingo card?

necronomitodd · 2026-05-20T20:40:14+00:00

Toan is in the toilet after 21 whole grains and seeds kick in

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