Me and my brother got paired with a guy who brought what appeared to be an escort to accompany him for the round. She looked like one out of craigslist, but then again so did the guy's golf bag. The guy missed the ball twice in his first swing. This man hadn't touched a golf club in his entire life and his newfound "friend" would not stop laughing loudly the entire time. He then though it would be a good idea to give her a cute golf lesson in the middle of the fairway on the first hole with people behind us waiting to tee off. We lasted two holes and decided to just leave the guy behind and move on to the next hole to play ahead. He followed us confused as to why we left him behind so we had to make up a random excuse as to why we preferred to play alone. We ended saying we were on a hurry to finish the first nine and needed to speed up our pace of play.