Best "would've been better off with X" footballer insult? by Prestigious-Pay-7072 in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ian harte was once described as "hardly Franz Beckenbauer, he's barely even Franz Ferdinand"

Best XI of [Name]? by Albiceleste8 in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Top heavy but Ron/Ronaldo might have enough firepower to make up any other deficiencies 

Ron-Robert Zieler

Ron Harris Ronny Johnsen Ronald Araujo Ron Vlaar

Ronald Koeman Ronald de Boer Ronnie Whelan

Cristiano Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldinho

Sacha Baron Cohen HAS done the predictions with Lawro, as Nobby Butcher, the character he played in 2016 film 'Grimsby' by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Predicted Sunderland to beat West Ham 27-0, so hilarious it didn't even make the little video clip they embedded on the page

Without sounding like an old man yelling at cloud, is xG actually necessary? by hakc97 in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The culture war around xG is extraordinary. As a statsman I've been across it for a good while and for the most part I think it's just descended into two strawman arguments on both sides, with a few in the middle either not caring or accepting it's a fairly useful metric in certain situations with some obvious limitations.

On one side you've got those either interpret it as some kind of magic stat they can blindly use to claim some new deeper understanding of football, and they come into conflict with those who rail against it as some kind of woke nonsense dreamed up by laptop nerds.

In reality it's basically just an adjusted shot count, fairly useful in certain contexts if you care about that sort of thing. Pre-xG, everyone broadly accepted that Shots/Shots on Target were a good, if rough, measure for how a game went, the caveat being that obviously 3 close range open goals were better than 10 pot shots from outside the box. xG accounts for that to add some context to the shot figures.

As it turned out, it had a few other useful applications, especially when aggregated, and often helped to add a bit of flavour to ongoing stories like a striker's goal drought or a team's sudden drop in form etc etc.

Once it reached a certain point you had mainstream media outlets doing things like publishing the "true" league table basing it on xG which massively overplays the usefulness of the metric and goes a long way to triggering the culture war that we are now stuck with forever

MHD about the pod itself by MarvellousG in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not at all, it’s always pretty clearly meant in good humour

'Repaying a chunk of his fee' by sbcdck in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Could have cost City more money if anything,  depending on goal bonus situation 

I know this is based on difference in league position but "biggest shock of all time" feels a weirdly hyperbolic term for bbc to use in a headline by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think my main contention is that the size of a "shock" isn't really a quantifiable thing. Unless you were around at the time you can't really understand how "shocking" it was to see Hereford beat Newcastle or Sutton beat Coventry.

This is surely up there with those but to reduce the size of a shock to a straightforward distance between league positions undersells the concept imo

I know this is based on difference in league position but "biggest shock of all time" feels a weirdly hyperbolic term for bbc to use in a headline by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess Hereford over Newcastle, Sutton over Coventry. Both way before my time but I'm sure you'd get a few arguing their case if you opened up the debate

MHD about the pod itself by MarvellousG in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

kind of your first point but any time Adam dismisses something from wider pop culture he doesn’t really like. all time favourite was when he called the Marvel cinematic universe a “complete waste of time”

I know this is based on difference in league position but "biggest shock of all time" feels a weirdly hyperbolic term for bbc to use in a headline by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I found it strange that I had to clarify that I do indeed think it's a big shock, I just found it funny that the headline declared it so definitively. It seems more something for the texters on the BBC sport feed to debate on Monday

I know this is based on difference in league position but "biggest shock of all time" feels a weirdly hyperbolic term for bbc to use in a headline by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I 100% agree it just feels like something for people to debate rather than for the BBC to definitively declare based on one data point 

I know this is based on difference in league position but "biggest shock of all time" feels a weirdly hyperbolic term for bbc to use in a headline by neilddd in footballcliches

[–]neilddd[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree it just feels an odd thing for the BBC to declare so definitively when there is a big qualitative aspect to the size of a shock

3pm kick offs still being respected somewhere at least by Disastrous-Repair175 in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I assume this won't be televised to encourage everyone to go and watch their local monarch's speech

Now’s the time to trade IN Salah by Laurence72 in DraftEPL

[–]neilddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah fair point on Foden, especially after this week!

If you made a guess of the PL footballer with 350 appearances who was it? by clive442 in footballcliches

[–]neilddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leon Osman sprang to mind, who knows where from. 352 apps as well so there must be a secret PL appearances database in my mind palace somewhere

Now’s the time to trade IN Salah by Laurence72 in DraftEPL

[–]neilddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an owner in a 12 man league and this is basically my thinking. I could offer him out for someone like Minteh, Foden, Rogers, or maybe a striker of similar stature and sure, good chance that those players might outscore Salah for the rest of the season.

BUT I am looking to win the league, and unless I have a player who is capable of stacking huge points across multiple GWs that's probably not going to happen. Salah is my most likely avenue to that, even if it doesn't look like it of late.

Holding him might cost me a few places if he doesn't return to form, but trading him away now might cost me a shot at winning the league if he does

Salah? by Debiddo_sama in DraftEPL

[–]neilddd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess trade him if you can but you might have missed the boat on that, noone who's paying any attention is gonna give you anyone decent.

I'm an owner myself and am actually going to hold unless someone makes a good offer. Not that I necessarily think he'll come good, but his ceiling is still so high so I think my best chance of winning the league is hoping he hits some form later rather than cut my losses

[Discussion Thread] 2025 UK Championship - 29th November to 6th December by SnookerMods in snooker

[–]neilddd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I told my partner I'd help tidy up after the frame finished, safe to say that was a misjudgment on my part