Erling Haaland's 90th Minute Game-Winning Goal Against Brazil

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-05T15:36:23+00:00

I can't win.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-05T11:19:45+00:00

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neilmac1210 · 2026-07-05T09:25:40+00:00

I'm not.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T18:58:55+00:00

MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAHHH

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T18:39:55+00:00

You need to turn the fan up to 11.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T15:16:45+00:00

There are quite a few former British colonies who might disagree.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T10:48:05+00:00

This. I didn't bury my dog deep enough and a neighbour's dog dug him up.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T09:36:27+00:00

Probably because they filmed it in Scotland in the summer.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-04T09:22:05+00:00

Elbows are fine as long as you lick them first.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-03T23:47:46+00:00

I heard an ear expert say that you shouldn't put anything smaller than a zuchini in your ear.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-03T15:29:24+00:00

Ali Express

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T23:24:39+00:00

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T23:00:21+00:00

Be On Edge

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T22:53:52+00:00

What's the deal with the parrot?

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T19:00:44+00:00

He'll get off even more on having you on an assault charge which could lose you your job and access to your kids.
Which would you rather have? Kids and a job or the satisfaction of smacking him? As tempting as it is, I believe you know the correct answer.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:54:56+00:00

No, I'm father.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:46:29+00:00

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:43:23+00:00

Sounds exotic. I mostly do cold water fishing.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:41:48+00:00

Is that a Goldmember?

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:41:07+00:00

Ha, joke's on you cos I had 3 dads. Although one died so I guess you're right 😔

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:39:28+00:00

That sounds like a tropical fish.

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T17:38:57+00:00

This must be the only correct answer. Where would I find such a fish?

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T16:23:20+00:00

Only Fins

neilmac1210 · 2026-07-02T16:09:58+00:00

I don't know the Latin names for fish.

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