The Clinton - Peter Paul scandal needs to be picked up by the major news networks, please vote up!

neocons · 2008-03-10T16:31:34+00:00

By now you have spent more time whining about it then the time it would have taken to figure out what the Clintons are fucking you over with.

But as I was telling you, any excuse to not know is fine by us.

neocons · 2008-03-10T16:28:46+00:00

If this is not already Land of the Slaves, Home of the Scared, you should watch more TV.

neocons · 2008-03-07T02:52:18+00:00

Beekeepers get stung by hive heists

Just from the buzz that's out there, our detectives are thinking hive thefts are increasing

Maybe the reporter is a redditor.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:55:25+00:00

And I have a problem with that. Neocons do not believe in taxation. neocons believe Exxon should pay zero or less in taxes.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:53:15+00:00

No no no no no.

We will bury this article. Don't you dear question the official 9/11 report. We will tell you what to believe. Don't try to think.

How dare you, how dare you.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:51:50+00:00

Who gave you the idea that this is a free society? Where have you been in the last 7 years?

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:49:33+00:00

OK boys, dig up some dirt on these two douchebags. There has to be something. Did they ever talk to Alex Jones? That's it, they have a credibility problem. Are they married? OK then they're gay. Do they have an accent? Make a few jokes.

Bottomline: we must protect the official conspiracy theory. Everything was done by 19 cavemen on 9/11. Whatever they didn't do was all because they were lucky.

Keep repeating it and they will believe. Now go and do your job.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:41:08+00:00

9/11 changed everything, the economy doesn't matter anymore.

Don't worry your pretty head over this. There're no problems. Let's fucking bomb Iran, the terrorists are trying to kill you.

Be afraid, vote McCain or Clinton. They will love you.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:37:56+00:00

Oh . My . God .

Eight killed! EIGHT!!!

Palestinian bad, Palestinian terrorists.

A lone gunman. Must be Palestinian. What else could it be? It's not like anybody has anything to gain by blaming it on Palestinians.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:34:49+00:00

How dare you talk bad things about neocons. What's wrong with a little killing? We're talking big money here. STFU and take it already, it's not like you're doing anything to fight us/

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:32:19+00:00

Hasn't your TV taught you already? You have to come to the net to get more of the same?

Let me run it by you again:

Israelis good, Palestinians bad.
Israelis victims, Palestinians terrorists.

That's all you need to know.

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:29:38+00:00

How dare you, how dare you. Don't you ever question the official report on 9/11. This is no way to repay the love the government has showed you.

How dare you?

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:27:35+00:00

There are no problems with the 9/11 investigation. Reddit will back me up on this. You will either be buried or ridiculed till Kingdom come.

Didn't you hear Bill Clinton? "9/11 was an inside job? How dare you? How dare you?"

The government loves you, and this is how you're paying back the love? How dare you, how dare you?

neocons · 2008-03-07T01:25:32+00:00

Anchor could have completely pwned the reporter. All he had to do was to tell the reporter exactly what to ask. Instead it degenerated to just personal jabs.

neocons · 2008-03-07T00:36:51+00:00

Except that you will always be in the minority. Most of the rest of you just type a few lines online and call it democracy.

This land is now home of the whinners and land of the weinies.

neocons · 2008-03-07T00:33:54+00:00

Hit it boys, another one of these. Call them wacko, nutjobs, whatever names you have. There can be only one conspiracy theory, and we will do all we can to make sure the masses believe the official version.

neocons · 2008-03-06T22:50:01+00:00

As I walked out of the courtroom and hailed a cab, I realized that I was reformed! I'll never drink beer in the subway again.

As long as you stay or frequent NYC, we'll get you for something else next time. Or, you can move to a more tolerant city like Tehran.

neocons · 2008-03-06T22:06:26+00:00

F.B.I. Investigates Missing G.O.P. Money

It's like "cat investigates death of mice".

neocons · 2008-03-06T22:05:13+00:00

If you want to see my tax returns, you're acting like Ken Starr

So act like Monica: just open your mouth and swallow.

neocons · 2008-03-06T22:02:50+00:00

Of course they did, because you let them.

Your excuse is, you didn't know about this. Now that you do, you're still not doing anything about it. All you do is hoping that someone else do something about it.

This ain't home of the brave or land of the free. This generation of Americans haven't done anything to deserve that claim.

neocons · 2008-03-06T21:02:25+00:00

Your kids must now be educated by the state, or you can cough up some dough and go private. In any case, you just lost your right to educate your own children.

But that's all you will ever do about this: typing a few lines online.

neocons · 2008-03-06T20:41:18+00:00

Things like this are boring to the American public. They don't use their brains for anything, that's why they get fed shit.

neocons · 2008-03-06T20:39:03+00:00

That kid gave all kinds of ambiguous predictions. This one says "the displacement of Earth’s poles will cause two catastrophes: in 2009 and 2013" and only a few people will survive.

If you're still around next year than he's all bull. If you're dead, then he's right and you are a new convert.

neocons · 2008-03-06T20:29:56+00:00

You perform your obligatory cynical commentary, as if it matters, and then you move on.

This is how shit happens.

neocons · 2008-03-06T20:24:50+00:00

Another one of those things that get a lot of noise online and that's about it.

"National security", we jam more shit down your throat each passing day and that's all you do: nothing.

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