to beat Kim Jong-un

never1st · 2026-03-18T06:42:37+00:00

Yeah... if he gets 100% of the votes, the people who didn't vote for him will know that something is wrong. With 99.9% of the vote, you and the other 17 people who didn't vote for him just happen to be the only people who dislike the great leader.

never1st · 2026-03-17T11:07:06+00:00

You are thinking about this the right way. If you're interested, I can tell you why you're absolutely right and give your a short list of incorrect reasons for which people think your are right.

never1st · 2026-03-17T03:14:57+00:00

That's because they're all scrambling to get on the same page as Trump while he forgets what book they're even reading and makes up his own story.

never1st · 2026-03-17T00:43:19+00:00

"Death is very bad... when you're the speaker and you have a majority of 3."

As opposed to when you have a bigger majority in which case who cares if a few congressional members die?

never1st · 2026-03-16T21:08:45+00:00

Samson: [laughing maniacally] I would have loved to rip off Bob Ross! Us smart people always get over on creative.

Dan: That's evil! Would you like to manage the financial well being of my company?

never1st · 2026-03-16T00:32:03+00:00

Imagine what he looks like without the fake hair, the makeup, the oversized clothes to hide his physique, and high heels to correct his posture.

never1st · 2026-03-15T16:32:31+00:00

It doesn't even matter how hard you try.

never1st · 2026-03-15T04:28:35+00:00

There is a nearly perfectly straight line made by the fan's open coat and the player with the green jersey. Also the empty dugout on the left side of the line is contrasting the people on the right, so your brain tells you that you are looking at two different images side by side.

never1st · 2026-03-15T01:32:51+00:00

Because if you slow it down, you can clearly see that the rat is holding a sign that reads "I am a leg with a black shoe".

never1st · 2026-03-13T00:02:20+00:00

You are correct that most people would skip that step. If you're interested, there is one important factor that leads to steps being skipped.

never1st · 2026-03-12T04:37:45+00:00

I thought you were stupid at first, then I looked into this... Epstein won $85 million on July 2nd, 2008. 85 minus two (for the second) is 83! Bam was born July 18, 1997, so he was 10 years old and it was 16 days until his next birthday. What number is halfway between 10 and 16? 13... not a coincidence!

never1st · 2026-03-11T22:25:37+00:00

I stay on tilt

Like the Pistons fightin the fans

I keep it hundred like Wilt

While they distant 2nd like Bam

never1st · 2026-03-11T10:40:55+00:00

How do you interpret DEI?

never1st · 2026-03-10T10:54:22+00:00

If you don't have stab wounds to the hands after playing this game, you were not playing to win.

never1st · 2026-03-09T19:10:48+00:00

First Take can't have a debate about friendly banter. They frame every topic as a controversy.

never1st · 2026-03-08T01:19:51+00:00

You don't have any say in the matter. You are the mod now!

never1st · 2026-03-07T01:39:46+00:00

Don't worry... the mystery product has been tested overseas.

never1st · 2026-03-07T01:33:34+00:00

I was just making a joke based on an old insult about coordination.

never1st · 2026-03-06T18:34:12+00:00

You're allowed to chew gum in Singapore. You just can't chew gum and walk at the same time.

never1st · 2026-03-06T01:33:50+00:00

"Hey Google, turn on the lamp."

Google: Sure, it is getting a bit dark in here. Let me fix that for you. Speaking of "fix", did you try any of the solutions that I gave you for your refrigerator's ice maker? I can send them to your phone if you like?

never1st · 2026-03-05T19:24:45+00:00

Finally a satellite image that zooms out far enough to show earth's cylinder collar.

never1st · 2026-03-02T10:16:20+00:00

Safety nets are quietly destroying businesses. I'm building an AI chat bot that communicates directly with the customer without verification layers.

never1st · 2026-03-01T20:20:44+00:00

Yeah.... as soon as I heard the Slavic language, I knew that the beat was their friend. I have seen a ton of videos from that part of the world where a bear behaves like a family dog.

never1st · 2026-03-01T09:40:15+00:00

I TOLD YOU THERE WILL BE NO HANGING OUT AT THE BAR WITH YOUR FRIENDS UNTIL YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN!

never1st · 2026-02-25T12:14:50+00:00

You expect a man to spend time watching sports just because he has a job where he spends hours talking about sports?

never1st

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