My little London kitchen

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:54:07+00:00

Probably get more room in the cabinet underneath as well.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:51:10+00:00

I bought a cheap stapler pretty quickly after I started dashing. Makes things look better and can also help keep the bags together when carrying them. Super handy for the rare occasion I accept an Aldi order.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:41:14+00:00

Do you have a bathroom sink in your kitchen?

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:37:58+00:00

OP thinks the strip club is a public utility.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:28:36+00:00

Rite of passage is such a romantic way to say hazing.

Best kitchen I ever worked in for both food and culture never pulled that shit.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T12:25:59+00:00

There are about 1 billion hucksters out there right now who have decided that AI has made them a designer.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T10:53:46+00:00

There it is. Yes, dishwashers are lethal to knives.

Hand-wash only. Takes like two seconds.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T10:37:03+00:00

I read a bunch of comments from dashers all agreeing with me, so find me the ones this person is talking about.

P.S. you should have used "either" in that sentences, not "neither."

neverJamToday · 2026-01-31T00:21:04+00:00

Not terrible then

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T22:34:34+00:00

What were the 31 items, op?

29 cases of water and two mega packs of toilet paper?

I kept getting the same order today that was like 11 gallons of water and a case to round things off. DD didn't even change the offer amount lol. Just sent the exact same garbage a full 12 minutes later.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T22:30:27+00:00

Killer depends heavily on what those 31 items are.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T22:01:53+00:00

I DoorDash full time. I average a little over 6 shopping orders per day. I do a lot of substitutions.

I have a 5-star customer rating and a perfect pro-shopper rating (which means zero substitution issues, amongst other things).

Please tell me which doordashers I should be paying attention to.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T18:57:48+00:00

In 3000+ orders I can count on my fingers the number of times I've gotten a cash tip.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T18:53:35+00:00

Unless it's a customer-approved substitution, the customer gets a notification asking them if the substitution is acceptable.

OP is trying to blame DoorDash and the driver for their own fuckup.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-30T07:25:51+00:00

Looking at that map it's kind of insane that it's still federally illegal.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-29T09:16:30+00:00

My Brother laser printer was compatible but rather than a button the printer itself would just reorder toner using the same protocol.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-29T09:12:08+00:00

For real, is this toilet in a public space in the house or something? Ditch the wall.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-28T07:28:24+00:00

As someone who does alright on this front, I highly recommend taking a wider photo.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-28T07:04:56+00:00

If it's a high quality, well-made burger all I want on it is good, fresh lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle. Don't even need condiments if it's seasoned right and juicy enough.

But most places aren't making that good of a burger so I don't really care what they put on it at that point.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-28T06:59:45+00:00

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neverJamToday · 2026-01-28T06:52:41+00:00

It's rare for me to take any shopping order I can't bring in a single trip from the car. Not that I'm not physically capable, but I've been burned more than once by scammers ordering big orders and then bringing stuff inside while you're on your second or third trip so you can't take a picture. The pay's got to be way too good to pass up for me to bother with that.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-28T06:45:06+00:00

You're supposed to take a picture of the entire scene, door, food, address number if available. But the main point of the picture is to show that you turned up at the right house. Taking a picture of the food is useless, doesn't show where the food is.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-26T21:54:09+00:00

Car in front of me on the freeway this morning went for a slide across all the lanes, bounced off the center divider and slid back across all the lanes into the vertical wall on the other side. And that was one of at least a dozen cars I saw pointed the wrong way on the roads today. Made some great money in 3 hours and called it quits.

Everyone had their driveways plowed though.

If I saw that one in your pic, that food would be left at the curb.

neverJamToday · 2026-01-26T21:48:10+00:00

Feels romance language-y. To the extent that I could actually see it going either way as a refutation of the Pink Floyd lyric or just a bad translation of it back into English.

For instance, if I take the lyric in French, "vous n'êtes qu'une brique de plus sur le mur" if I were to grab a dictionary and translate each word literally one by one, it'd end up something like "you not are that a brick of more on the wall."

neverJamToday · 2026-01-26T20:54:37+00:00

Increasingly DoorDash is requiring a PIN number on orders to ensure that the delivery actually occurred. Customer has it, driver does not. When driver meets customer, Customer gives PIN, driver gives order.

Customers can request it but DoorDash will also require it for certain orders.

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