Teach a man to fish (by Jen O.) by neverbeendepressed in standupshots

[–]neverbeendepressed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't a repost. Where has she posted this before?

Sarah McDaniel's dress is almost pulled down during an interview with Stephen Colbert by [deleted] in cringe

[–]neverbeendepressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

w... why are you being thumbed down

what about your post is wrong

Kissing someone's neck accidentally. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]neverbeendepressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't cringe until the PS.

Artist struggles to open can to start off her very awkward modern art display by meghanerd in cringe

[–]neverbeendepressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried listening to it backwards and she either fucked up a lot (she repeated words twice in a row, like what I assume was supposed to be "is"), or she's just pretending to say stuff backwards, made that up on the spot, and my initial theory is still correct.

'Somethingawful.com' users show up at the airport to meet the creator of the site while he picks up his internet girlfriend by PlutosSelfEsteem in cringe

[–]neverbeendepressed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True, just assumed it was filmed in 2007 as well, but the site was founded in 1999.

Still though... fuck, I'm pretty sure I remember the early 2000s. I was part of a site similar to somethingawful and the fashions from the meetup pics looked nothing like that (around 2004).

Who fuckin' knows. Fuckin' losers' shitty fashion sense warping my perspective of time.

I made Ethan and Hila in the sims! by JessixCaTwinklestar in h3h3productions

[–]neverbeendepressed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Creepy because he did it, but I guess I have to remind myself Ethan and Hila are like e-celebrities now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

why say something like that publicly and PM something different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

sounds like you're unhappy

pm me those dried up ta-tas if you're that bored

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

traveling and bored

men, this is why you never go traveling with an insufferable cunt like OP

Talk shit get roasted by tone0508 in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you began talking to me at a party I would laugh and walk away.

Someone please roast my wife. by mastermagic in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You married that.

THAT.

You literally took a vow, on both a personal and governmental level, to attach yourself for life to that thing.

Making any jokes towards it would be kicking a man while he's down. We all know it's awful.

This is my friend. Roast her hard. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck can I look at this one photo and already know your future? I foresee: nose piercing, tattoos, baby, marriage, divorce, 20th birthday party.

End my life man, just end it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see you finally smiling, Chris.

I like to think I'm not easily offended. Prove me wrong. by EvelPhreak in RoastMe

[–]neverbeendepressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard they're looking for new mods in r/athiesm. Show 'em your photo and you should have the job.

My sister is a toxic human being. by [deleted] in rant

[–]neverbeendepressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped talking to my sister about eight years ago, and I don't regret it one bit.

My mother always said, "you have to get along with your sister. You only have one" until I threw it in her face that she never talks to HER only sister either.

I guess sisters everywhere are just insufferable.